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posted a quote
March 24, 2014 12:25am UTC

you think im makeup
without any pretty on

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 1:28am UTC

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 1:58am UTC

it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fückin double standard

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 3:38am UTC

do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 6:06pm UTC

• bold or italicize what applies to you.
APPEARANCE:
I am shorter than 5'4".
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I wear glasses sometimes.
I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 1 piercing.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My actual parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK:
I'm in school.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT:
I've fallen in public.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES:
I've gotten lost in my town.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've sat on a roof top.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've rode in a taxi.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I've gone on a blind date.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES:
I've consumed alcohol.
I regularly drink.
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I've went to bed crying.

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posted a quote
March 24, 2014 6:08pm UTC

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

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desperado*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 7:14pm UTC

You don't have to throw back
your pretty pink lemonade shooters
and lean a little closer,
you don't have to keep on smiling
that smile that's driving me wild.
Please don't remove this!

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 8:32pm UTC

why are there 12 year old boys with 72k followers on Instagram

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Amenah
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March 24, 2014 8:49pm UTC

" Why do we only learn to love when it's too late to hold on to it?
And why is it so unexpected? Where were you when I was looking for someone to hold me?-- when I was lonely?-- when I was hurt? Where were you when I caught that bouquet at the wedding where I spilled red wine on my dress?
And why did you have to be the one? Why you? Why not your sweet little brother, or your cool, crisp best friend? Why did it have to be you?-- the screw-up, the lost-cause, the angry, angry, angry one?
And why did it have to be now? You burst into my days like fire, show me things I should never have seen, and think I can just throw out those memories like you can? Why did you think, even for a moment, that I was able to forget how your breath felt on my neck in that alleyway? You know what I mean. That night when you saved me. When we laughed together for the rfirst time.
Burning. Goosebumps. Shivers. A sigh.
You know what happened in that moment? Do you even have any idea what you did to me? All of a sudden, you weren't just 'that guy' but you were 'this guy' right in front of me, with a warm chest and a broad back and scuplted arms that fit around me perfectly. All of a sudden, I couldn't get enough looks at your arrogant expressions - my eyes suddenly followed you across the room unknowingly, every red would be compared to the messy flames on your head, no man's voice wasn deep enough or rough enough or bored enough or as sexy as yours always ends up sounding.
How did that happen? Why did you do that to me?
I'm fixated on you. Help me. "

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posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:01pm UTC

“Do you have KIK?” — Straight white male for “we will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited picture of my d×ck and then I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if you answer or not.”
Nope. Don’t have KIK.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 3:50pm UTC

DON'T MAKE ME ANY PROMISES.
they don't mean sh*t anymore.

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Amenah
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 5:43pm UTC

stuff i write is pretty much always from the point of view of one of my characters
I kid you not when I tell you they're alive in my mind.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 6:00pm UTC

The problem with the world is
the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid people are full of confidence.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 9:06pm UTC

You could have a change of heart,
if you would only change your mind;
'CAUSE I'M CRAZY 'BOUT YOU BABY,
time after time.

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 9:21pm UTC

If these sheets were the states & you were miles away,
I'd fold them end over end to bring you closer to me,
because I don't sleep at all without you pressed up against me,
I settle for long distance calls, I'm lost in empty pillow talk again.
Please don't remove this!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 12:56pm UTC

me: dad is dinner ready?
dad: will you just wait?
me: I DID MY WAITING
dad: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
dad: not again
me: IN AZKABAN

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 1:07pm UTC

& DON'T LET THE ♥♥
MUGGLES
[x] [x] [x]
GeT You DOwn.
- RON WEASLY ♥♥

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 2:05pm UTC

Harry Potter saved my life.
I know it sounds cliché, but it's true. When I was younger, I had horrible self confidence. I had glasses and braces, covered in freckles, and had (and obsiously still have) a huge, obnoxious nose. I was quiet and was the class "weird girl". I was bullied and picked on by my peers, and as a fourth grade, I felt utterly useless. As a ten year old girl, I was contemplating suícide.That's when I met Harry. Every day after school, whether I was bullied or not, I would come home and read. I even borrowed the books on tape from the library and would lay on my bed for hours at a time and listen to them, over and over and over again. There was something about the words that J.K. Rowling was able to arrange in such a beautiful way that just made me feel better. I honestly believe that without those books as an escape, I wouldn't be here today. Because of what I went through when I was younger, I am a much better and stronger person that I was. As a symbol of what I went through when I was younger, my foot now sports a Deathly Hallows triangle tattoo. To everyone who is going through expiriences similar to mine, please remember, things will get better, even if it doesn't seem like it right now. Don't let the muggles get you down.

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