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annalove26

Status: God I love him <3

Member Since: 20 Dec 2011 03:53pm

Last Seen: 27 May 2014 03:41pm

Birthday: May 6

Location: United States

Gender: F

user id: 253369

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"You all laugh because i'm different.
I laugh because you're all the same."


Hey there beautiful! I'm Anna.
I live in the smallest, most pathetic, little town in upstate New York. Just like some of you witty inhabitants, I don't really have much of a life. But I do count my lucky stars for the little life I do have. I'm super duper insecure. i hate my nose, my body, my freckles, the way my hair will never live up to everyone else's... The only thing I do like is my eyes.



I'm not really a huge 1D fan, but I do respect all your opinions.

I can be weirdly bipolar.
For example:
Somedays i'm like: "LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! Unicorns and kittens barfing rainbows! YAY!"
And other days i'm always thinking "F/ck you. And you. And you. My life is f/cken horrible. Just f/ck it."
You have been warned


If you have journeyed down my silly little page here you may have noticed I'm very random with some of my quotes.
Also, my page is not all fancy. Please ignore that.

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I'm a ginger
WAIT! Swallow your vomit and consider this,
YES people like me.
NO i don't take what you say offensively.
YES i have a life and soul. 
NO i am not interested in "stealing" yours.
YES i believe in god and go to church.
NO i am not a vampire nor will i ever find your blood appetizing.
Thanks for asking everyone.
I have already been hurt enough because my hair color is different.

Get to know me before you judge. I'm a nice person to talk to.
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Likes:
| Art | Drawing | Music | Ed Sheeran | The Script | Parachute | Soccer | Track + Field ( Life) | Fashion | |Boyfriend | Witty | Texting | Brownies | Chocolate | Roses | Painting | Love | Him | Facebook |
| Willow trees | Oversized sweaters | Holister | Floral shirts | Infinity signs | Food | Wifi |
| The smell of a new book | Books | Crank | Ellen Hopkins | My family | My friends | My best friends |
| Ansel Adams | Purple | Food |
Dislikes: 
| Not color coded/ not matching clothes | Chipped nail polish | Liers | Exaggerators | Backstabbers | School | Drama | Facebook drama | Bullies | Complainers | Fakes | Heights | Crowded buses |
| SPIDERS | Spiderwebs | a messy room | My hair | My face | My smile |
| People who stop texting you randomly | My childhood | My addictions | Cutting | Anorexia | ect.. |


So.. yeah. :)


Yes, I tend to swear... a lot. So if you're of the younger generation then I would suggest you don't read some of my quotes. It may taint your majestic little minds.

Don't like my music? Pause it.
Don't like my quotes? Don't read them.
Don't like me? Then leave. :)

I have a low tolerance for idiocy.



Well I think I have wasted enough of your lovely lives.
(If you even read that whole thing, I love you.)
Thanks for your visit and feel free to take a look at my quotes!


Follow me and I ALWAYS follow back.
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  1. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    1912: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood
    2012: He died of thirst

  2. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Has anyone else felt bad for swiper?
    Consider the following situation
    Dora: Lets go on an adventure!
    *Swiper appears*
    Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING
    SWIPER NO SWIPING
    SWIPER NO SWIPING
    Swiper: What? Okay I've had enough of this.
    Swiper: Look kid, I know you are trying to do the right thing and thats fantastic.
    Swiper: You're a real stand up little girl, there.
    Dora: ...
    Swiper: But look at me!
    My name is Swiper!
    Swiper: I swipe things.
    Thats just what I do!
    Swiper: Imagine if your just walking around doing your thing and some kid says
    "DORA STOP EXPLOREING!"
    Dora:...
    Swiper: How would that make YOU feel Dora?
    Dora: It..It....would hurt..
    Swiper: THAT'S RIGHT DORA. IT WOULD HURT.

  3. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Person: So, what do you do for a living?
    Me: Kill zombies.
    Person: But zombies don't exist..
    Me: Have you ever seen one?
    Person: No...
    Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

  5. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Teacher logic:
    Assigns 10 page essay,
    Complains about having to grade them.

  6. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    When I get bored in class I read all those cheezy posters teachers put up around the classroom.
    Just me?

  7. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    I wonder how many times we could circle the earth with the amount of scrolling we have done on witty..
    Think about that for a minute.

  8. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I have charged every electronic device I own.
    Brought out my favorite blanket and teddy bear.
    Packed all of my favorite food and possessions in my care bear pack back for evacuation purposes .
    Sandy, come at me bro.

  9. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Selfish people want a massive storm that could
    potentially ruin peoples lives to come,
    just so they don't have to go to school.
    ..not understanding this..

  10. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Broom:
    The invention that truely swept the nation.

  11. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    TEST, I JUST MET YOU
    AND THIS IS CRAZY,
    I SHOULD'VE STUDIED
    HARDER
    BUT I'M TO LAZY.

  12. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Mom: Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!
    Me: So, you're kicking meeowt?
    mom:
    me:
    dad:
    dog:
    dinosaur:
    John Lennon:
    Moon:
    Harry potter:
    Unicorn:
    rainbow:
    acorn:
    cat:
    me:....
    me: .......*ba dum tishhh*...

  13. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Me asking friend if he's seen a movie:
    Friend: Ya i've seen it a million times.
    Me: *thinking*
    *the movie has a 2 hour duration*
    *2 multiplied by 1 million is 2 million*
    *thats approximatley 83333 days*
    *And thats about 228 years*
    *..he is only 15*
    Me: That liar son of a b*tch..

  14. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    What if
    algebra teachers are really pirates..
    And they are using us to find "x" so they can find the treasure and keep it for themselves?
    Mind=blown

  15. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    I love the sound of my alarm clock!
    Said no one. Ever.

  16. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Remember when someone annoys you,
    It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,
    but it only takes 4 muscles to
    smile
    EXTEND YOUR ARM AND B*TCHSLAP
    THAT MUTHERF*CKER

  17. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I have a fear of speed bumps
    But its okay,
    I'm slowly getting over it.

  18. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Open question:
    When will I get my first period?
    I am 17 and still have not had my first period. My sister had hers when she was 14. I'm concerned for my health. I asked some of my friends but i never got an answer.
    Does it take longer because i'm a boy?
    Best answer:
    I think seeking a docter's help would be best for your.. "issue."
    Asker's Rating: * * * *

  19. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Open question:
    What is a good age to lose your verginity?
    Best answer:
    When you can spell it correctly.
    Asker's Rating: * * * *

  20. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Fact: not all goodbyes are sad
    Example: Goodbye, class.

:)

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