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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:32pm UTC

Dear McDonalds,
Thank you for not selling hot dogs.
I appreciate it.
Sincerely,
I could never order a McWiener with a straight face

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Thank you family
members for putting
empty boxes in the pantry.
There's nothing like a bowl
disappointment for
breakfast.
-__-

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Perfect man:
-Does not drink
-Does not smoke
-Does not argue with you
And
-Does not exist

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:00pm UTC

I'll pay you back
(phrase)
You will never see this money again

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 12:58pm UTC

I wanted to send something sexy...
But the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 12:55pm UTC

My friend told me that I was delusional.
I almost fell off my unicorn.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Dog logic:
Let outside 3 times in the last 30 minutes,
Poops on carpet anyway

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 7:27pm UTC

People that judge;
Don't matter.
People that matter;
Don't judge.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Let's all take a moment and
be thankful that spiders
don't fly.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 8:12pm UTC

BROKEN CONDOM STYLE!
Ayyyyyyyyyyy that's your baby!
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 8:52pm UTC

One does not simply
Walk past a pile of crunchy leaves

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 2:19pm UTC

My friend said I'm too immature..
Guess who's not allowed in my tree fort anymore?

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:43pm UTC

I have played all of my music and i'm ready for something new.
Any ideas?
Comment some of your fav songs
P.S. i will not judge you for your taste in music. We are all different.
<3

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 6:55pm UTC

I just lost a follower.
Now that hurts.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 7:50pm UTC

That horrifying moment when
You can't get a ring off your finger

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

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posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:00pm UTC

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 11:59am UTC

Every mother on earth gave
birth to a child.
Except my mother,
She gave birth to a legend.
High five mom.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Apparently, Boo isn't in Monsters Inc 2.......
Well, I officially give up on humanity.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:48pm UTC

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek.
This b|tch is good.

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