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yourcool
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March 29, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I'm a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of sad things that make me sad. I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious. I don't like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don't care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I'ma conflicted contradiction. If I can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has.

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loserbitch*
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January 17, 2013 5:41pm UTC

How to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes:
Forget the pizza in the oven.

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taylorday7
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January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
I ask: "how many?"
And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
I want that someday.

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MyMindBook
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January 17, 2013 7:20pm UTC

The waiter reached out to me after I ordered so I shook his
hand.
Turns out he just wanted the menu back.
Most awkward moment of my life.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyDearRomeo
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December 24, 2012 3:12pm UTC

We are all addicted to something that takes the pain away.

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MyDearRomeo
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January 2, 2013 7:20pm UTC

I type so many things that I never even send.

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Yourbeautiful*
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December 25, 2012 7:03pm UTC

You don't understand;
- Self-harm unless you've cut before.
- Suicide unless you've attempted it.
- Depression unless you've felt it.
- Eating Disorders unless you've had one.
- Me unless you've been through what I have.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 3:53pm UTC

my polar express ticket would have
probably had the world "lame" punched into it.

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happiest*
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December 25, 2012 8:30am UTC

DIRECTIONERS
You: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Zayn: Do you know who else is beautiful?
You: Who? *blushes*
Zayn: Me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jade672
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December 25, 2012 10:24am UTC

I bet you thought,
THIS WAS GOING TO BE ANOTHER STUPID LOVE QUOTE ABOUT THAT ONE GUY THAT IS ALWAUS ON YOUR MIND.
WELL IT'S NOT. GET UP. MOVE ON.
If he was too blind to see your beauty, that doesn't mean everyone else won't be able to.
Show him what he's missing.
Laugh a little louder . Smile a little brighter. Sing a little louder.
Because there is someone out there for all of us. And obviously he isn't the one.

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directioner16
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December 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC

B*tches be like:
"I hate my parents! All I got for Christmas was an iPad, BEATS, Porche, and Designer Clothes"
I'm just here like:
"YES! I got fuzzy socks"

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yourcool
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December 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC

taylor swift's next single:
one upon a time my British boyfriend dumped me
i lost him, i lost him, i lost h-i-i-im
i guess he didn't care and i giess i liked that
and when i fell hard he just laughed and stared
at me, at me, at me-e-e
and he's long gone when i try to get him next to me and i
realize the blame is on me
cause i never knew it was all in my head
so shame on me now
took him to place's he's never been
until he shuts me down again
i never knew it was all in my head
now shame on me took him to plaves he's never been
so it all makes sense to me now
OH OH it was all in my head OH OH it was all in my head
one direction's next single:
you're too secure, i know what for
girl i'm your new obsession-on
you called me up, at midnight
just to see what i was do-oing
everyone else in the world can see it
everyone else but you
you're an american blonde who's 23
you only wanted to make a hit song about me-ee
but now that we're through i can't believe-eve
you still think
you still think we're dating
if only you saw what i can see
you'd understand why i want you away from me
right now i'm reading your tweets and i can't believe
you still think
you still think we're dating

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lovecrazy
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December 25, 2012 1:18pm UTC

"Just be yourself, no one will judge you!"
Bahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Oh man, that was great. "No one will judge you." Right.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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December 25, 2012 11:56am UTC

i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then
someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no
not except you now you made it to the top of
the list well done

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OhHoePlease
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December 25, 2012 11:36am UTC

Some girl Didn't get anything I wanted for Christmas. Mom and dad: your the worst.
30 minutes ago · 5 comments · 3 liked this.
Me You're*
28 minutes ago · 4 people like this
Her No one likes you. Your a nerd.
27 minutes ago · 1 person likes this
Me You're*
26 minutes ago · 5 people like this
Her Omg. Get YOU'RE ugly self off of my status!
24 minutes ago · 2 people like this
Me Your*
23 minutes ago · 12 people like this
OhHoePlease
format by: BravoSierra (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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blondetalk
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December 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC

The 3 Most Annoying Days this week:
Thursday, Dec 20th: "Omg we die tomorrow!"
Friday, Dec 21st: "Omg were gonna die today!"
Saturday, Dec 22nd: "We didn't die! Ha ha told you so.."

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