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Member Since: 23 Jul 2012 10:24am

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hi im alyssa and i like bands and stuff hah ya
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alyssuh
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January 25, 2013 5:41pm UTC

we should love, not fall in love. because everything that falls, get broken.

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alyssuh
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January 20, 2013 8:54pm UTC

we say we want to die
yet we look both ways before crossing the street
and our hearts speed up if a stranger is too close behind us.
maybe this is because we want to die
on our own terms.
slitting our wrists
or swallowing too many pills.
or maybe bringing a g un to our very own heads
and pulling the trigger.
I know that
I would rather
Die
On these terms
Than anyone else's.

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alyssuh
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January 3, 2013 4:58pm UTC

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alyssuh
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December 19, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so the nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
Happy Holidays everybody!
Mean Girls.

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alyssuh
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December 10, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Teacher: What's something you need that you can't see or feel?
Person: Air.
Me: Wifi.

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December 7, 2012 8:22pm UTC

me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what

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