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1. alyssaisdino
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   Once I see my scar`s, I imediatly go back to that time.
   That dark place I don`t miss one bit.
   But seeing those scar`s don`t remind me about how strong I am.
   They make me feel useless, and stupid.
   And you know what that makes me wanna do?
   CUT
   
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2. alyssaisdino
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   September 30, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   head up, stay strong
   fake smile, move on
   
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3. alyssaisdino
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   August 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   Every twenty third of spring
   For twenty-Three days
   He gets to eat
   -Jeepers Creepers
   
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4. alyssaisdino
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   August 8, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges.
   You're going to want to take off your clothes and
   touch each other. But if you do touch each
   other, you will get chlamydia... and die.
   -Coach Carr
   
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5. alyssaisdino
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   August 8, 2012 10:23pm UTC
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6. alyssaisdino
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   August 1, 2012 2:01pm UTC
   Texting My Bestfriend
   Her: was on tumblr And I saw something funny and now i`m on the floor..Laughing obviously
   Me: And this is where we realize we really need to do somethning proactive with our spare time
   Her: I rather not
   Me:Yeah, I didn`t think so Either
   Her: Now THIS is friendship
   I dunno♥
   
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7. alyssaisdino
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   August 1, 2012 1:56pm UTC
   Who else thinks
   Gravity Falls completely saved Disney channel
   
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8. alyssaisdino
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   August 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   If your think of Suicide read this
   The Pill`s are in the Cupboard
   The Knives are in the Drawer
   Daddy has a Gun
   And the rope is in the car
   But for some reason you Hesitate
   And you have trouble swallowing
   So you tie the rope
   But you have trouble Falling
   You tale a second and start to think
   All you seem to hear is you mothers earpeircing scream
   Your mother looks at you and she starts to faint
   Your sister walks in to find your blood has stained the paint
   Your father starts to cry because he`s lost his little girl
   He brushes the hair out of your face and whispers
   "You still mean the world"
   Your sister shakes your lifeless body and she starts to cry
   Your parents sit down and start to wonder "WHY?"
   Now two years have past and your sister starts to cut
   But it`s not onle her
   Your whole family`s in a rut
   Your mom doesn`t work
   she Just crys the whole day
   Your dad is forced to work for his little amount of pay
   Everyone Cared, and thats something you never knew
   But your gone now, and theres nothing you can do
   Its been four years now, and theres no giving back what you took
   I beg that if you want to take your Life, give this a quick look
   ♥♥♥♥♥
   Suicide Is never the Answer, Never Resource to it
   
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9. alyssaisdino
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   July 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   Happy Birthday
   I`m sure it`s somebodys
   
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10. alyssaisdino
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    July 17, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    I was listening to pandora this morning
    And the song order was
    Breathe By Anna Nallick
    Smile By Justin Bieber
    More By Usher
    Be happy, Don`t worry By Bob Marley
    Coincedence, I think not
    
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11. alyssaisdino
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    July 17, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Hey Guy`s,
    Could you do me a favor and check out my story, and tell me how it is?
    http://www.wattpad.com/story/1697380-daughter-direction ╝£nc
    
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12. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Daughter Direction
    Chapter two- School Dance
    "Mrs. Newman!" Hmm I must of fell asleep "Oh, emm wuh?" I looked up at a very angered face and I tensed up "OUT!" I grabbed my bag and ran to the cafeteria searching for Nia "There yuh are!" I felt my wrist being grabbed andd yanked back, this was a normal action for Nia. "Oh hey Nia" I said trying my best to talk over the loud cafeteria "What..Why..Umm Aliix!?!?!" Her face grew with concern "WHAT! WHAT!" I picked my teeth "Do i have food in my teeth?" She stiffled a laugh "I`m guessing you forgot..." " Forgot wuh?" I had no i dea what she was talking about then it hit me when i saw she had changed into a party dress (http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=53476266 ) "Ohh the dance..Oh NO I FORGOT MY DRESS!!" She tried not to laugh " Nia, can you take the trip home with me?" She nodded like a mental patient and we took off running "YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!" i looked at her confused and continued running "KEEP RUNNING!"
    AT SCHOOL
    I went to the bathroom and quickly changed (http://www.polyvore.com/daughter_direction_outfit_aliix/set?id=53474103)00jnmngkjd)
    )0dnidngodjs) ))
    
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13. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Daughter Direction
    Chapter One- Intro
    Charaters-
    Aliix Newhart- Played by Ryan Newman
    Mara Newhart- Played by Victoria Justice
    Momma Newhart- Played by Salma Hayek
    Nia Sellem- Played by Olivia Holt
    Niall Horan- Played by Himself
    Liam Payne- Played by Himself
    Zayn Malik- Played by Himself
    Louis Tomlinson- Played by Himself
    Harry Styles- Played by Himself
    Dannielle Peazer- Played by Herself
    Eleanor Calder- Played by Herself
    Authors note- This is my first story, and i`m quite excited! Yes, this is a One Direction Fan Fiction but Its mainly about Aliix Newhart`s Life (Shes the mainn character, obviously) The one direction Part wont probably come till chapter two. Anyways Hope you like it and can relate!
    ;) ALYSSA
    I felt that familiar cramp inn my lower abdomen, GREAT! JUST GREAT! Why Eve? Why did you eat that Apple? "MARS!!" I sat in silence "HMM!?!? Mara scream moaned "WHERE ARE THE PADSS!?" I asked slamming the bathroom cabinet shut not pleased " OH WE EHMM.." She appeared at my bathroom door staring at me awkwardly "We..." I said pushing her to move on in her sentence " We don`t have any..your going to have to get some on your way to school.." i let out a growl, this always happened. I rolled up about 20 sheets of toilet paper and shoved it in my pants. "F..M..L" I was one of those girls who just crawled up into a ball and hated the world for one week straight every month. I trudged toward my wardrobe and pulled out (http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=53462959 )quickly got dressed, Braided my hair, Applied some lip gloss and mascara, slipped on my toms and ran out the door.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I slowly walked through the store back up to the front of the store with a box of U by Kotex in my hands hoping not to be noticed , And of course being the clumsy thirteen year old girl i was i ran into this guy, he was tall and walked hand in hand with a beautiful tan curly haired girl. "Omygosh I`m so sorry, I`m such a clutz!" He didn`tseem angry though
    " It`s okay Love, Cool back pack.." and with that he was gone, i noticed something on my way to school. He called me love, what are we in england? Sorry budddy, this is California. But he did have an english accent, maybe he was on vacation?
    AT SCHOOL
    "And then this squirrel starting biting this other squirrel and.." I let Nia`s voice trail off thinking about this morning, That couple looked so familiar. Expecially the boy. Maybe he shopped there often. "LIIXY PIXIE!" I refocused my attention on her "Oh ehmm..Wuh? " She groaned "You zoned out again!" I checked my cell phone "Sorry Ni, I gotta go, see you at lunch!" I made my way to math class and took a sit in the back and slowly drowsed off
    
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14. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 11:48am UTC
    
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15. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 11:38am UTC
    APPERANCE
    [] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 2 piercings.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away at home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I wanna have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [ x] I missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more that one class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT
    [x] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney Movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    []I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
    [] I had a serious injury.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES
    [] I've gotten lost in my city.
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've ridden in a taxi.
    [] I've eaten sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES
    [] I've consumed alcohol.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I can't swallow pills.
    [x] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut out others when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've woken up crying
    
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16. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Make a wish!
    Its 11:11
    
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17. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Dear Diary
    Day 3
    Why am I watching the POKÈMON? Whatever don`t judge me, Gotta Catch `em all! I never got how Ash`s last name was Ketchem Like Catch `em? Why didn`t Misty Get a last name that told her what to do? Misty Blowem(; Haha sorry...GOTTA BLOW `EM ALL! Ew, thats like pokemon p•rn•... Alright let`s change subjects now. Ehmm, so last night at 1:00 a.m i heard a sound coming from the kitchen so i grabbed my swinging bat and went down there..and my mum was making a sandwhich -____- HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY ELEANOR LOVE! I wonder if she pulled a misty last night...hehehehe. Well, on a high note me and Veronica are talking again and we are doing super..can`t believe i let a boy get between us! But never again! Unless it`s Niall Horan...I`m serious when i say that *-* So what we are fivee years apart..I`m sure it`s legal somewhere(; Okay who am i kidding he`s waayyy out of my legue. I bet he only likes narsasitic (sp?) celebrities with big boobs and nice arses. But i mean who doesn`t like a good bum(; Gah, somehow this always gets dirty..YOUR THIRTEEN YEARS OLD ALYSSA, SNAP OUT OF IT!
    So i`m going paint shopping next weekend..and getting my hair cut! I think ill to big side fringe or straight fringe and lots of layers what D`ya think?
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    Pick one and comment please!
    I`m sooo bored..and hungry I should make soup! Slurpity slurp slurp. I need a witty sibling..any takers?
    But yeaahhh Byeeee
    
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18. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Because we`ve only got one hundred years
    
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19. alyssaisdino
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    July 16, 2012 10:08am UTC
    I wonder if last night
    Eleanor got some Louis Lovin`
    
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20. alyssaisdino
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    July 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC
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