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Dear Diary
Day 3

Why am I watching the POKÈMON? Whatever don`t judge me, Gotta Catch `em all! I never got how Ash`s last name was Ketchem Like Catch `em? Why didn`t Misty Get a last name that told her what to do? Misty Blowem(; Haha sorry...GOTTA BLOW `EM ALL! Ew, thats like pokemon p•rn•... Alright let`s change subjects now. Ehmm, so last night at 1:00 a.m i heard a sound coming from the kitchen so i grabbed my swinging bat and went down there..and my mum was making a sandwhich -____- HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY ELEANOR LOVE! I wonder if she pulled a misty last night...hehehehe. Well, on a high note me and Veronica are talking again and we are doing super..can`t believe i let a boy get between us! But never again! Unless it`s Niall Horan...I`m serious when i say that *-* So what we are fivee years apart..I`m sure it`s legal somewhere(; Okay who am i kidding he`s waayyy out of my legue. I bet he only likes narsasitic (sp?) celebrities with big boobs and nice arses. But i mean who doesn`t like a good bum(; Gah, somehow this always gets dirty..YOUR THIRTEEN YEARS OLD ALYSSA, SNAP OUT OF IT!
So i`m going paint shopping next weekend..and getting my hair cut! I think ill to big side fringe or straight fringe and lots of layers what D`ya think?
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I`m sooo bored..and hungry I should make soup! Slurpity slurp slurp. I need a witty sibling..any takers?
But yeaahhh Byeeee

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Dear Diary Day 3 Why am I watching the POKÈMON? Whatever

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