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allieonwitty28
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May 4, 2011 8:02pm UTC

and i always think
wouldn't life be a whole lot easier if i could
read minds

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allieonwitty28
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May 2, 2011 10:38pm UTC

A prince gets married, the bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend.

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allieonwitty28
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May 2, 2011 7:36pm UTC

I have lived through the
death of Michael Jackson,
first black president,
Royal Wedding
& now Osama's death.
My life's a history book.

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allieonwitty28
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May 2, 2011 4:40pm UTC

The awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it
...

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allieonwitty28
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May 2, 2011 4:31pm UTC

I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the
"Add your location"
button during his last status.

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allieonwitty28
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May 2, 2011 4:27pm UTC

urban dictionary's definition for facebook: a stalkers dream come true.

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allieonwitty28
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May 1, 2011 1:25am UTC

That awkward moment when someone thinner than you says they're fat... If you’re fat then I must be the size of Jupiter

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allieonwitty28
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April 30, 2011 2:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're in your room &someone climbs into your window &starts snatchin' yo' people up...
That awkward moment when you're in your room &someone climbs into your window &starts snatchin' yo' people up...

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allieonwitty28
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 12:11pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're alive in 2013...

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allieonwitty28
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April 28, 2011 6:06pm UTC

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear makeup& boys lie.

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allieonwitty28
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April 27, 2011 11:43pm UTC

Blanket on,too hot.
Blanket off, too cold.
One leg out, perfect,
until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.
O:

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allieonwitty28
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April 27, 2011 11:34pm UTC

I hate it when I plan out a conversation in my head, but the other person doesn't follow the script

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allieonwitty28
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April 27, 2011 11:17pm UTC

staring at a text for 5 minutes,
trying to think of what to reply,
while thinking:
if we were talking in person,
"I'd be screwed."

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allieonwitty28
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April 23, 2011 11:51am UTC

"ladies first" in other words: "let me stare at your butt while you walk away"

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allieonwitty28
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April 20, 2011 7:32pm UTC

nothing's forever. forever's a lie. all we have is what's between hello & goodbye.

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allieonwitty28
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April 14, 2011 9:46pm UTC

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

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allieonwitty28
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April 7, 2011 10:59pm UTC

If you change the
way you look at things, the things you look at change.

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allieonwitty28
posted a quote
April 4, 2011 9:28pm UTC

You shouldnt care what they say, unless they're saying it because they care about you.

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allieonwitty28
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April 3, 2011 9:28pm UTC

You're not sorry for what you did, you're sorry you got caught.

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allieonwitty28
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April 3, 2011 7:59pm UTC

http://www.formspring.me/alliemariieee
come ask me questions!

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