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allieonwitty28

1. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   Can you at least acknowledge that I'm here?
   please.
   
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2. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 9:34pm UTC
   Harsh words
   hurt feelings but silence
   breaks hearts
   
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3. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 5:30pm UTC
   Laziness : the habit of resting before you get tired.
   
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4. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:33pm UTC
   Sometimes I write in diaries about how much I love Harry Potter, and wait for Tom Riddle to write back.
   lol i dont really do this i just saw it on twitter, i love harry potter but not thaat much.otter
   
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5. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:28pm UTC
   Just remember one thing, God is with you.He will make everything beautiful at the right place, and right moment!
   
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6. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:22pm UTC
   I DO WHAT I WANT,
   WHEN I WANT,
   WHERE I WANT
   ...if my mom says it's okay.
   
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7. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   Writing. Like. This. Doesnt. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
   
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8. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   When Voldemort looks into the Mirror of Erised he sees himself with a nose.
   this is for all you harry potter fans <3
   
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9. allieonwitty28
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 5:59pm UTC
   Someone said to me
   "you're too pretty to be single"
   I said
   "no, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with."
   
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10. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:54am UTC
    i know i act like it doesnt bother me but it does it really really does.
    
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11. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
    
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12. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Life WIll Go On.
    
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13. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    "when faced with a decision, flip a coin. not because it settles the question, but in that short moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what your hoping for."
    
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14. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    everyone is weird, just some of us are better at hiding it than others
    
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15. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    I remember the first time I had a mcflurry and try to use the spoon as a straw.
    tthose
    
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16. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    You have 10 fish,
    5 drown,
    3 come back to life.
    How many fish do you have?
    Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
    
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17. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    What do we want? PROCRASTINATION!
    When do we want it?...
    Next week.
    
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18. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    i love how in scary movies, the person yells out
    "hello?".
    As if the bad guy is going to be like
    " Hey im in the kitchen.... want a sandwhich?"
    
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19. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    i may not look like a girl that likes to dance,
    heck i may not even be good at it.
    But i love it more than anything.
    
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20. allieonwitty28
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    If Will.i.am. died,
    would his name become,
    Will.i.was ?
    
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