alisson

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i joined witty because i heard alot of really great things about it, and i am glad i joined.i make quotes at random, depends on how im feeling.

alisson
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 1:36am UTC

human logic
person:im hot*takes blanket off*
person:im cold*puts blanket on*
person: im gonna stick a leg out of the blanket so im not hot or cold:)
*monster pulls person out of bed by their leg*

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alisson
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Girl:*sings* Is anybody out there?
Boy: WTF? I've been waiting out here for an hour! Let me in already!
Happened to me and my older brother.

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posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC

▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧
What a kiss really means...
Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
Kiss on the Hand = I adore You
Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
Slap on the Butt = That's mine ;)<3
Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
--ADVICE!--
-Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
-If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
--REQURIEMENTS--
Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

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alisson
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:05pm UTC

i will just randomly sing happy birthday to myself so people think it is. i do that twice a month, and fool lots of people.

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alisson
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Me: "You know, when I was a kid, I had the Iphone 4S and used it for calling and texting."
My kid: "Omg Mom, that's... so lame. I have the Iphone 500, and it makes my bed, cleans my clothes, and makes my dinner."

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May 12, 2012 9:14pm UTC

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May 12, 2012 9:11pm UTC

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alisson
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:33pm UTC

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95% of people skip this because they think its an add. comment if your 1 of the 5% that knew it was a quote.

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alisson
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:44pm UTC

a boy in my class is super popular, all the girls want to date him. but he has problems at home and gets beaten regularly. you can see the bruises all over. i feel so bad, but i dont know what to say.

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alisson
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 8:37pm UTC

did you ever try to say bubbles in an angry voice? dont try, its impossible.

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 9:28pm UTC

I have screwed up 36% of my teenage life...
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1
[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 2
[] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[] Threw stuff across the room
[] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 4
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 7
[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[] Ate food during class
Total so far: 7
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 9
[x] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 12
Multiply by 3 for a total.

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alisson
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May 8, 2012 9:23pm UTC

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 9:15pm UTC

I am 86% obsessed with my looks!
I own:
[x] hair straightener
[x] curling iron
[] mousse
[x] hairspray
[] gel
[] other sprays
[] bobby pins
[] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[] I have dyed my hair
[] I have/had highlights
TOTAL: 7.
Eyes: I own
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[x] fake eyelashes
[x] eyelash curler
[x] eye shimmer
[x] contacts
[] stunna shades
[x] eye makeup remover
TOTAL: 16.
Lips/Teeth: I own
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[x] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[x] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
TOTAL: 32.
Complexion/Overall Face: I own
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[] powder
[] cover up
[] blotting papers
TOTAL: 37.
Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[x] filer
[x] nail clipper
[] nail buffer
[] cuticle remover
[x] nail hardener
[] nail brush
[x] fake nails
[x] nail scissors
TOTAL: 43.
OVERALL TOTAL: 43.
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 9:11pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair:
[] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
|] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $285
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $705
Drink?
[x] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600
Vision?
[] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[x] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1380
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $4005
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $5005.

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Type your name: alisson
Type your name with your eyes closed: alisson
type your name elbow:aalisson
Type your name with your nose: alisson
BASH YOUR HEAD INTHE KEYBOARD: rtt5hyiujufg456uy7i9o
Repost this but delete my answers :D
Lmfao. :P

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:10pm UTC

im going to start a story but i dont know what to do it about.
if you have anything that i could make a stary with post on my profile or on this quote
thanks to whoever reads this!

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 7:42pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥love♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:26pm UTC

so my bestfriend and me are looking at a hot or not list written in a stall in the girls bathroom
me: omg they put riley on the hot side!!!
best friend: ya ikr, who would like him?
me: ...
bestfriend: oh wait... i do.
we were laughing about that for days

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alisson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:55pm UTC

if you want to
be his girlfriend,
be his girl friend
first.

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alisson
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 8:21pm UTC

If you can't handle me in sweats,
you sure as hell don't deserve me in a wedding dress.
♥

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