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alexalexalex

1. alexalexalex
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   Even Google,
   Couldn't find someone as perfectly flawless as you. ♥
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2. alexalexalex
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   You want to know who's compeletly and utterly gorgeous?
   Read the first word! <3
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3. alexalexalex
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 2:22pm UTC
   Don't stand too close to the heater hun!
   PLASTIC MELTS!!
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4. alexalexalex
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   June 9, 2012 2:18pm UTC
   =
   Yeaaah! thats the sun! the earth revolves around it!
   NOT YOU!!
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5. alexalexalex
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 2:06pm UTC
   There is no elevator to SUCESS.
   You have to take the stairs!!
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6. alexalexalex
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 2:02pm UTC
   Everyone is gifted,
   just some people never open their package!
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7. alexalexalex
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   June 9, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   *I go on a game on the computer*
   computer:"Press Any Key To Start"
   me:"WHERE IS THE F*CKIN ANY KEY?!"
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8. alexalexalex
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   i SMILE because i dont know whats going on.
   
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9. alexalexalex
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   June 9, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   Sucsess comes in cans,
   Failure in cants.
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10. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    May your life be like toilet paper,
    long and useful
    a quote shouldnt need a pretty format to get faves
    
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11. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    The Best way to predict your future...
    is to create it.
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12. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Why is Everything On Witty,
    About One Direction?
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13. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:15am UTC
    That Akward Moment When...
    Your mom walks in and your on the floor..
    Fave if you get it!
    
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14. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    You should be with me
    You're like my favorite song
    On the radio, radio, radio, radio
    I could listen to you all day
    You're like a music video, video vi-vi-video
    I could look at you all day
    You make do my two-step all day
    You keep me lookin' fly girl all day
    So you should be my girlfriend all day
    We're like a hit on my radio, radio
    Lyrics from All Day, Cody Simpson
    
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15. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Sometimes, don't you just wish you could wake up in a hospital bed, hearing the ambulence sirens, and the doctor saying 'She's not going to make it'. Just to see who really cares.♥ comment if you do plz fave 2!
    
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16. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    There is a lesson to be learned:
    no pen=no notes
    no notes=no study
    no study=fail
    fail=no diploma
    no diploma=no work
    no work=no money
    no money=no food
    no food=u get skinny
    skinny=then u get ugly
    ugly=no lover
    no lover=no marriage
    no marriage=no children
    no children=alone
    alone=depression
    depression=sickness
    sickness=death
    Lesson= DO NOT LOOSE YOUR PEN!
    
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17. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Dear boy,
    Can you please stay out of my dreams?
    I mean, i have to get some sleep.., & while you're
    at it, stop flooding my thoughts with memories of
    this summer; i miss you too much to cope with it.
    i just need to forget you, boy.
    Love
    Girl
    x
    
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18. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Disney Should make a hairless princess... So that all the little girls with Cancer can feel Beautiful <3
    
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19. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Just keep dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming
    
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20. alexalexalex
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 11:46am UTC
    if you'd rather eat
    the cookie dough than the
    cookies then fave this if not then comment.
    
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