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almostforever
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June 9, 2012 8:18am UTC

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FXCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Our society is messed up.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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danni79
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July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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8daysaweek1
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June 8, 2012 5:19pm UTC

When you're laying in the sun for an hour and someone finally tells you your zipper is undone -_-

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Foreverspphire
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June 8, 2012 11:41pm UTC

In the darkness she slept, lived, and breathed,
She felt something missing in her life but she couldn't find what she needed,
Love was a word that she thought she could never feel or speak,
Her mind was quickly changed when she met a boy who made her knees weak,
He made her laugh, dance, and sing,
He quickly made her his world and put her under his wing,
She felt something new and she felt like it was right,
This once naive girl finally found the light,
In his arms is where she slept lived and breathed,
He is the thing that she really needed.

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xo2jamie2ox
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June 9, 2012 10:00am UTC

i hate when boys say i just need a little brake and you see him the next day with a nother girl </3.

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xlivelaughlove524x
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June 9, 2012 11:12am UTC

And then the commerical people realize
that nobody's gonna call because their product is the dumbest thing anyone's ever invented.

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Bananabrains316
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June 9, 2012 11:14am UTC

*When I see my crush*
Me: Oooh he looks HAWT
Me: aww hes looking at me
Me: *smiles and blushes*
Me: Wait hes looking at the girl behind me
Me: Ok lets try not to do anything stupid.
Me: *trips over a nerd and he drops his lunch so i slip on it and i fall and end up killing a cat*
Me: Y am i such an epic fail
Me: I hate my life

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emmalyn10
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June 8, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Today...
he asked HER out...
.....and i pretended like i didnt care....

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kelly_Kris_k
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June 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Im Really Bored Soo :]
Comment Your Name and ill Write a Sweet Paragraph About you :)
(Comment that u *)Fav and ill Write Which celeb Your name would go Great with and Your Cute Name Together

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0____0
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June 8, 2012 11:47am UTC

☀☀☀
So I thought
I really need to get fit
So...
For every 1 fave i'll do
10 sit ups
nmf

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xoxtaylor42xox
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June 8, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Corny Joke #3
Why did the moron climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side

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mysexynameislogan
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June 8, 2012 7:27pm UTC

100+ faves I will _____
Why do you need faves to do something?
Just do it.

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tarahtnt
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June 8, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Be the kind of girl you would want your daughter to be.

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 5:27pm UTC

When someone next to you magically has
the pencil you were using and you're there like, "hmm, I like your pencil."

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 6:57pm UTC

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June 8, 2012 10:07am UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
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June 8, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Teacher : what is your email so i can send you the notes for class?
Me:
Teacher:
me:
Teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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Buki
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June 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Hey, did it hurt?
What, when I fell from heaven? Why yes it did.
No. I mean when you were
blasted through the asphalt
being hurled out of hell.
notmyformat.notmyquote

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Dessigirl
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 12:27pm UTC

I'm a teenager. I text at the
speed of light, listen to music
too loud, roll my eyes, fall in
love easily & get my heart
broken....

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