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  2. xojuliiaa16 xojuliiaa16
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    The tooth fairy
    teaches children that
    they can sell their
    »»»body parts
    for money. ♥

  3. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when a guy says he likes you, straight up? ♥

  4. jb528 jb528
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    A Lion
    would never cheat on his wife
    but a Tiger Wood


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. OpenSecrets8 OpenSecrets8
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    AW, I'm so happy!
    Why? O_o.
    My middle finger likes you! ;D.
    *Gives them the finger.*
    End of story .♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. Bree24x7 Bree24x7
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Saying "OH YEAH I REMEMBER!" When You Really Dont ... :D nmf.

  8. foreverr_and_ever foreverr_and_ever
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Always give a 100% at school.
    12% Monday
    23% Tuesday
    40% WEDNESDAY
    20% Thursday
    5% Friday

    nmf/nmq

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    I JUST WANT TO TALK
    but i'm scared i'll annoy you

  10. xojoanna96 xojoanna96
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Aliciaox9503 Aliciaox9503
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Admit it,
    we all want a grandma like betty white.♥
    nmf.

  12. themkstunna themkstunna
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    I hate it... When people say "k,bye" Notmyformat


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. take_me_back_x3 take_me_back_x3
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    I'm not a smart man,
    but I know what love is ♥
    ~Forrest Gump

  15. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    the stupidest thing you can do on witty,
    is to jock a top quote. ♥

  16. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Facebook Mobile
    or as I like to call it,
    "Stalk 'n' walk."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xoniamarie xoniamarie
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    $W@G.
    something we americans have. ♥

  19. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Winking at someone
    can either be really cute or really creepy

  20. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're really really angry and everyone is trying to cheer you up by making you laugh and they bring out that little smirk on your face and you think to yourself "No I'm mad, Stop it"
    nmf

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