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1. jb528
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   If you die in an elevator,
   Be sure to push the up button
   nmf/nmq
   
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2. jb528
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 4:10pm UTC
   "Is this seat taken?"
   "YES, MY IMAGINARY FRIEND CARL IS SITTING THERE."
   ♥
   **nmf
   
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3. jb528
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2011 7:40pm UTC
   "I'm not superstitious;
   but I'm a little stitious."
   -Michael Scott
   nmf.
   
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4. jb528
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   The average woman
   Would rather have beauty than brains,
   because the average man
   Can see better than he can think .
   nmf
   
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5. jb528
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 3:27pm UTC
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   If we didn't have bad days....
   Then we wouldn't know the good.
   <3
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6. jb528
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 3:17pm UTC
   A Lion
   would never cheat on his wife
   but a Tiger Wood
   
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7. jb528
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   Tears don't mean you're losing,
   Everybody's bruising;
   There's nothing wrong with who you are
   <3
   
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