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AnaCastro196
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October 23, 2013 9:28pm UTC

The sexiest thing about smoking
cigarettes is the part when
you don't smoke them

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 8:24pm UTC

When it all feels like everything's impossible
And you don't fit right in a crowd
Go wild and break the mold
If you don't try you'll never fly
But you gotta be brave.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

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happiest*
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October 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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happiest*
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October 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 2:19pm UTC

how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC

his eyes, though,
were what
what she fell for.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Today at lunch:
Me: *Laughing because I was trying to breathe like Spongebob*
My boyfriend: Babe, you're gonna die laughing. Stop!
Me: *Laughs more* That would be an awesome way to die though!
Me: Than my ghost would haunt you!
Me: You could never have s3x!
Me: *laughs*
My boyfriend: I would die and haunt you.
Me: How can you haunt me? I'm a ghost!
My boyfriend: I'll just follow you around.
Me: Our ghosts can have s3x!
Me: *Laughs, and laughs, and laughs*
My boyfriend: *Chuckles* Only you....

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beebessey
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:37am UTC

3 years today Danny. R.I.P.

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KikiKiara
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 1:11am UTC

That feeling you get when someone you used to be friends with and still like is logged on.

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stayybeautiful_xox
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 3:58pm UTC

That awkward moment when youre so lazy that making instant mac-and-cheese takes too much effort

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αγάπη*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 4:59pm UTC

My sadness has become an addiction.
When Im not sad, I feel lost.
I start to panic trying to find my way back
Which then leads me back to my original
state: sadness.

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αγάπη*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 5:11pm UTC

"Tomorrow Will be Better"
"But What if its not?"
"Then you say it again tomorrow. Because it might be. You never know, right ? At some point tomorrow will be better " ♥

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sheilaway
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 11:21pm UTC

every time,
after school i come
on too witty,
suprised and excited for what
lies ahead im soo
disapointed
(because i have not to many notifications)

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Shelley♥*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 1:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when you hit your butt off the corner of your table at school and you have to try not to walk around like a constepated penguin for the rest of the day

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