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  1. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Did you know...
    If you toss a penny 10,000 times,
    it won't be heads 5,000 but more like 4,950.
    The heads picture weighs more, so it
    ends up on the bottom.

  2. Ashl3yl0v3sy0u Ashl3yl0v3sy0u
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Dont Cry Because Its Over
    Smile Because It Happened

  3. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Did you know
    every time you lick a stamp,
    you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie

  4. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I wish life had second chances.
    or free food.

  5. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Dear mom,
    You're the best thing
    I could ask for♥

  6. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator,
    make sure you press the up button.

  7. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Did you know
    during your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food
    don't you just love food?

  8. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    i love nutella.

  9. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    The smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body.
    Smile :)

  10. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    The fact that the person you're going to marry is walking on the face of this Earth right now should motivate you to keep going forward.

  11. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Mom, if I can't take off my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.

  12. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I heard you do some nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  15. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    So I was trying on my prom dress,
    & my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
    I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
    "I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
    you look way prettier then all of them right now"
    [♥]

  16. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Louis: 4 sisters
    Zayn: 3 sisters
    Liam: 2 sisters
    Harry: 1 sister
    Niall: a brother
    ______________
    Louis: right handed
    Zayn: right handed
    Liam: right handed
    Harry: right handed
    Niall: left handed
    ______________
    Louis: British
    Zayn: British
    Liam: British
    Harry: British
    Niall: Irish
    Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

  17. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    There are only two ways to live your life.
    One is as though nothing is a miracle.
    The other is as though everything is a miracle.
    -Albert Einstein
    Which will you choose?

  18. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    No matter where you are in life right now, no matter who you are, no matter how old you are, it is never too late
    to be who you are meant to be.

  19. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    to all you sporty girls, stay strong if someone calls you manly.

  20. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Without music, the world would be plain and boring like this.
    but music colored our lives and our world.

:)

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