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Status: is it just me or is summer boring? anyone? k.

Member Since: 3 Jun 2013 05:12pm

Last Seen: 2 Jul 2013 09:58pm

Location: Middle of Nowhere.

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user id: 362062

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Witty wants a paragraph about me... so here goes nothing.
Call me Ann. I am 14 and I tend to fall in love with fictional characters and then weep obsessively over them.
I sometimes like to pretend that I'm a good writer and somewhat inspiring.
I read a lot of stories on here and Wattpad; so I might give it a try.
I'm that quiet girl at school. I say "dude" way too much and it's a habit of mine.
Cats are my life though I don't have any. It's an unhealthy obsession.
I love food. <--- My life story. Normal people eat ONE pizza for lunch. I eat like TWO or THREE.
I could go on an on about absolutely nothing all day.
Admittedly, I have a mean streak and short temper and I can be snappy.
Witty and Wattpad are like... My Hannah Montana life; let's keep it that way.
My thoughts are overbearing and always seen to manifest into something frightening.
I obsess over nothing and absolutely everything.
I think the idea of romance is amazing, but at the same time absolutely I hate it.
Although, in the paragraph "absolutely" may seem like my favorite word... it's not. "Dude" is.
I freak out over space, stars, and the galaxy, but not scientifically. In the way we're apart of something way bigger than we know.
My thoughts tend to jumble around and make no sense, whatsoever. If you can decipher what I have been saying, congrats.
People say I act too mature for my age, but I think that my generation just consists of stupidity, "swag", and... "YOLO."
I like this boy that I have no chance with and he already knows about it. Ugh.
I have codenames for like... everyone. So Eric if you're reading this... (Packs bags and runs away. LOL. Just kidding, I don't run.)
Apparently, I'm very "petite," but I think people call me that because of I'm short. Honestly, I could use my non-existent YMCA card.
I'm over-thinking this whole "About You" thing and I think I've said too much and bored 69% of you to sleep.
Yes, I am dirty-minded. Nothing more to say on that.
I'm a perfectionist... To an extent. I hate spelling or grammatical errors so please, proper spelling and grammar.
But I still make mistakes... I am only human.
I'm shallow and selfish and not even sorry.
Well, this isn't my biography so I'll stop spilling all of my darkest secrets.

Sincerely, Ann.

P.S. Lana Del Rey is my queen. Zac Efron is my king. One Direction are my knights in shining armor.
  1. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    What if Crazy Steve...
    killed Drake and Josh and their whole family,
    kidnapped Megan,
    moved to a different city,
    forced her to call herself Carly,
    pretended to be her older brother,
    and named himself Spencer?

  2. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    ♥ Everybody told me love was blind. Then I saw your face and you blew my mind. ♥

  3. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Someday, your prince charming will come.
    Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

  4. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    ♥ Gloria Estrella Santiago ♥
    -My Guardian Angel-
    March 5, 1999 - May 28, 2013
    #RIPGLORIA2013
    {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOYOC74gITw}
    *Please watch it. It would mean the world.*

  5. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    ♥If I was Jay-Z, you'd be my Beyonce.
    We could rock the nation like they do.
    And if I was Da Vinci, you'd be Mona Lisa.
    Paint a smile perfectly on you.
    And if I was James Dean, you could be my Audrey.
    Breakfast at Tiffany's for two.♥

  6. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    YOU
    MAKE
    ME
    HAPPY
    WHEN
    SKIES
    ARE
    GRAY

  7. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    awk·ward
    /ˈôkwərd/
    Adjective
    Causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with: "one of the most awkward jobs is painting a ceiling"; "some awkward questions".
    Deliberately unreasonable or uncooperative: "you're being damned awkward!".
    Synonyms
    clumsy - ungainly - unhandy - maladroit - gawky - gauche

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