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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC
I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC
shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 11:46am UTC
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
I HATE THEM ALL.

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SweatBandit
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 11:55am UTC
Memories fade, and pictures are lost-
but love stays around forever.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:07pm UTC
I hate it when you introduce your friend to someone and they end up being closer to them than you are

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jayciecutie_01
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 2:12pm UTC
*Home Alone*
Normal Teenagers: PARTY!! Break out the beer and pot!
Me: Finally we have our alone time *hugs fridge*

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edawgg
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 5:34pm UTC
Who's fault is it:
Dinkleberg's

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shortyac1357
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 10:27pm UTC
She's 102 yrs young
She's sweet and kind and entergetic.
She's a fighter; survived breast cancer.
She is my great grandma.
And she fell last night.
And she is in intensive care.
Please pray for her.

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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bailie008
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC
The best part of the Olympics
was when One direction preformed in the closing ceremony.
Excuse me? Tell that to someone who trained 4+ years to get there.
Morgan Uceny competed 4 years ago and fell while running her first time. She trained 4 years just to come back and fall again in front of everyone. She probably won't be eligible for the Olympics again.
Usain Bolt was the first man to win the 100, 200 and 4x100 relay golds in back-to-back Olympics.
Gabby Douglas, 16 years old won two gold medals, including the all-around, and the rest of the Fierce Five - Jordyn Wieber, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross and Aly Raisman - gave the United States its first Olympic team title in women's gymnastics since 1996.
Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee made it to semi-finals with 2 prosthetic legs and still had a smile on his face when he came in 8th place.
Manteo Mitchell finished a race with a broken leg.
Bianca Knight, Tianna Madison, Allyson Felix and Carmelita Jeter broke East Germany's 27-year old world record in the 4x100-meter relay.
I watched history in the making while you watched a british boy band in skinny jeans.
I have officially lost all hope in this generation.

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 3:03pm UTC
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words will leave phycological wounds that never heal.
-Fairly Odd Parents

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
that lamp.
that stomps the "i" in pixar.
I LOVE THAT LAMP.
nmq

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
When I say “The other day”
It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC
*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC
Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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