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  1. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    cute dorky boys > hot stupid players

  2. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    ♥ .Chapter 20.♥
    “Do you have everything?!” I yelled into the phone at Jaycie, waiting for Jake to show up at the beach.
    “Yeah, I’ve got everything, and all the girls are where they need to be!” She said happily.
    “Alright, thanks Jaycie.” I said relieved. “Here comes Jake, got to go, bye!”
    I smiled at Jake, who was completely oblivious to the situation he was about to be in.
    “Ready?” I said calmly, grabbing his hand.
    “I’m not sure what for, but I guess.” He laughed, following behind me.
    I drug him over to a table for two placed in a vacant area on the beach. I motioned him to sit down, and he just kind of gave me a weird look.
    “Oh just do it.” I giggled, slowly inching the ropes out from behind my back. “Now, close your eyes.”
    “Okay.” He said unsurely, closing his eyes.
    “No peeking, it’s a surprise.” I said sternly, wrapping ropes around him in various directions.
    “Now you can open.” I said in a b//tchy tone, while folding my arms.
    “What are yo-“
    “Girls!” I shouted, cutting Jake off.
    One after one, all of Jake’s ex-girlfriend’s began standing next to me. All of the girls that Jake had screwed over in previous relationships, ready to seek revenge.
    “Remember her Jake?” I said, pointing to one of the girls. “This is Caitlyn. In the 5thgrade, you asked her out and then dumped her over text message.”
    Jake wriggled his arms, trying to break free, but Jaycie and Zoe only pulled the ropes tighter.
    “And remember her Jakey?” I said, pointing to Taylor. “You told her you loved her, and then you broke up with her in front of the entire 6thgrade class.”
    Jake avoided eye contact, while guilt filled in his eyes. I didn’t feel bad though, he put all of us through hell, and now, it was his turn.
    I continued running through the girl’s names, explaining to Jake how he had screwed them over.
    After I had finished, I got close to Jake, staring him right in the eyes.
    “Remember me, Jake?” I whispered, my minty breath pushing against his lips. “When I was 13, you asked me out. You were the only guy I had ever liked, and then 5 months later, you broke up with me, like it was nothing.”
    The regret in his eyes was impossible to not see.
    “You and your friends, you humiliated me.” I said softly, staring him down. “And now, it’s your turn. Your turn to suffer, your turn to feel rejected, and worthless. I hope you’ve learned your lesson.”
    I began walking away, knowing that Jake had gotten what he deserved.
    “This is why you don’t mess with girls like her.” I said to Jake, turning around one last time. “This is why you don’t mess with girls like her, or girls like us, and this is especially why you don’t mess with
    Girls Like Me."
    The End♥ I can't believe this is the end :( You guys have been so supportive, and amazing, and I really can't thank any of you enough♥ You guys are the reason i'm still here, and I could not possibly ask for better readers.♥I know this isn't the way a lot of you wanted it to end, but I think you'll be suprised by the epilogue (: I know this IThe epilogue will be up tomorrow, hopefully. I love you all♥
    xoxo Stay Beautiful♥

  3. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 19.
    “He was just a friend, Jake.” I whispered, pulling my lips away from his.
    He had a weird look in his eyes, like he didn’t know what had just happened. Honestly, I didn’t really know what I had just done either.
    But I knew one thing for sure, that kiss meant nothing to me, and everything to him.
    And it wouldn’t be long until he figured out how much it didn’t mean to me.
    “But you hugged him, and-“
    “There’s nothing wrong with hugging a friend, Jake.” I stated, feeling his breath push against my cheek.
    “You’re right Bree.” He admitted, dragging his fingers through his hair. “I was stupid to get mad, and I’m sorry.”
    “It’s alright.” I said quietly, giving him a slight smile. “So, are you down to hang out tomorrow?”
    A wide smile appeared on his face, revealing his impossibly white teeth.
    “I’d love to.” He said, pecking my forehead. “Are there going to be any unexpected ex-boyfriend’s I need to be prepared for?”
    “No.” I giggled, rolling my eyes and stepping out of the car. “So, meet me tomorrow at the beach around one, alright?”
    “Alright.” He smiled, starting the car and slowly backing out of the driveway.
    I waved, watching him drive away. Then, I quickly ran inside, unable to wipe the devious smile away from my face. I pulled my phone out from my jean shorts, creating a group message.
    I skimmed through my contact list, adding number after number, making sure I didn’t leave any of his previous victims out.
    It took a lot of work, and persuasion, but I finally got everyone I needed to agree to come.
    I then texted Jaycie and Zoe, telling them to meet me at the beach around 12:30. I made sure that they were going to bring the needed supplies, too.
    It was 10:30pm by the time I had finished making arrangements for tomorrow.
    Most girls looking to seek revenge on their ex-boyfriend would just simply reject him when he admits to wanting her back. But no, not me. This had to be worth it, and original.
    This had to be revenge that was truly unforgettable.
    Sure, I promised that I wouldn’t surprise him with any unplanned visits from my ex-boyfriends.
    I never said anything about his ex-girlfriends.
    Next chapter's the end guys♥ I know a lot of you want a sequel, but I really just don't feel like continuing this story.. There will be an epilouge though..♥ I love you all xoxo Still unsure of if there will be a next story. I'm just getting tired of being told that i'm ugly, stupid, not talented, and oh here's a new one, that I should die of cancer.

  4. jayykayy_x* jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    My friend was using my laptop few days ago
    Friend: What's wittyprofiles? *Goes to website*
    Me: *Jumps over Mount Everest, runs 1000 metres, swims across the Atlantic Ocean, grabs laptop, smashes it against the wall* That was close!
    Friend: O_o
    Mom:
    Me: And that, my dear mother, is why I need a new laptop

  5. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    I don't normally do these things, but whatever it was kind of fun.. Such gibberish!
    Type your name: Valerie
    Type your name with your elbow: Valkeeriew
    Type your name with your chin: Vz,mdfdjmnds
    Slam you face on the key board: About three things I was absolutely positive. First Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
    nmq

  6. comers comers
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    I fell off a 50ft ladder today!
    ...Luckily I was only on the bottom step.

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like
    People don't like you as much as you like them?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I'm not as random as you think I salad.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. meg_xoxo meg_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:12am UTC
    *When I don't have my contacts in or my glasses on*
    My friends: How many fingers am I holding up?!
    *holds up 4*
    What I actually see: 4
    What they somehow think I see: 9
    mq

  11. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Teacher: You're late.
    Student: I'm late?
    Teacher: You missed an entire period.
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

  12. xNeonCookiiex xNeonCookiiex
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    imperfect.
    the word itself says 'I'm Perfect.
    credit goes to xNeonCookiiex

  13. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    "Remember when you were a little kid
    and thought it would be so cool to grow up?Yeah
    we were brainwashed. This sh*t f*cking sucks!"
    -Jenna Marbles

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today...
    That's 10 years in a row now.

  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    We need to
    Teacher out daughters the difference
    Between a boy who flatters her,
    & A man who compliments herr
    A boy who spends money on her
    & a man who invests in her
    A boy who lusts after her
    & A man who loves her
    A boy who think he is God's gift to women,
    & A man who remembers women was God's gift to man
    We need to teach our daughters these differences.
    ..... & then teach our sons to be this kind of man.
    nmq/ nmf.

  16. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Me in the future...
    Me:
    Come on to your archery lesson!
    My daughter: But mom, I don't want to learn archery!
    Me:
    KATNISS, SHUT UP. PICK UP YOUR COAT AND BOW, WE'RE NOW GOING TO THE BAKERS TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:18am UTC
    "I hate to see a guy who insults a girl
    or is bad with her, immediately
    i think she'd be better of with me."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. themockingjay themockingjay
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 11:50am UTC
    stupid people
    are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
    ~Patrick Star

  19. themockingjay themockingjay
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    if my...
    waist was smaller,
    my butt was rounder,
    my eyes were bigger,
    my stomach was tighter,
    my legs were longer,
    my eyelashes were fuller,
    myface was tanner,
    my clothes were nicer,
    my hair was straighter,
    my teeth were whiter,
    my makeup was faker,
    maybe then you’d call me beautiful.

  20. themockingjay themockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Perfectly Flawed.
    Chapter 2
    “S-Sean! Hey!” I open the door wider to let Sean in. His electric blue eyes pierce through me and I quickly turn away. “Um, the party’s outside, you’re a little early but people should be arriving soon…” My hands feel clammy. Stop it, I tell myself.
    Sean nods and heads towards the deck. I’m about to follow him when the doorbell rings again. I hear the grandfather clock chime six times as I open the door again. A steady flow of people enter, chattering and rushing to my backyard. Some of the people I recognize and I quickly cross them off the guest list, but most people are just blurry figures passing by me. I sigh and, giving up with the list, open the garage door and toss it into the recycling bin.
    About fifteen minutes later, most of the partygoers have arrived. Relieved I finally get to relax, I step into the muggy summer air and flop onto the swinging chair near the crowded pool. I kick off my shoes, close my eyes, and try to drown out the noise of people shouting and music blasting. It’s a wonder why the neighbor’s haven’t called the cops yet. Probably because they’re all here, I think. I have an awful headache and I’m about to go back inside and find some aspirin when I feel someone sit next to me. I open one eye and see Sean sitting next to me with two cups of punch in his hands. He holds one out to me. I immediately straighten up and accept his offer.
    “Tough night?” he asks, the water reflecting his blue eyes and casting an eerie shadow on his face.
    I shrug, moistening my lips and chewing on the inside of my cheek like I do whenever I get nervous. “It’s just, with the party preparations and all… and I have a dance competition in a few days, so my teacher’s really pushing us,” I explain in what I hope is an even tone.
    Sean looks out at the mass of people crowding the entire back of my house. “Well you sure do know how to throw a good party.” Do I detect sarcasm in his voice?
    I just laugh, a little too loudly. “Seriously, it’s like the whole state of Georgia is packed into your backyard,” he announces.
    “Yeah, I don’t even know half of these people!” I take a sip of the punch and wince. I sniffed the liquid to confirm my suspicions. Somebody managed to spike the drink stand. I stand up. “I uh, have to go dump this punch. I really don’t want to be cleaning up vomit tonight,” I explain with a sigh.
    Sean nods. “Okay. Hey, um, if you need any help cleaning up afterwards, I can stay until like 2:30.”
    “Oh, really? Thanks, I could really use the help,” I reply with a grateful smile before rushing to sort out the drinks puzzle.
    It is almost one when the last stragglers finally leave my house. Sean is busy picking up soda cans and the occasional beer cans while I put away the pool accessories and try to fish all of the garbage out of the pool. I step into my room to grab a hair tie and almost miss the couple getting some third base action on my bed.
    “Excuse me,” I say, standing in the doorway and wrinkling my nose in disgust. They don’t look up. “The party’s over,” I almost shout. They break apart. “Ashley! On my bed? Really?” her face turns red and I can tell she’s drunk. “Wait, let me make you coffee before you go home. Your parents are going to kill you,” The guy with Ashley—a college kid, from the looks of it—slips past me and down the stairs, grabbing his shirt from the night table. I sigh. I glance at the alarm clock by my bed. 1:49. My parents should be back from their surgeon’s convention in Texas in half an hour. I hope their flight gets in late. The entire house is still a disaster area.
    Ashley stumbles downstairs after me and chugs the steaming mug of black coffee I place in front of her without question. I shake my head as she rushes into the bathroom to vomit. Sean walks inside with two full bags of garbage just as Ashley sits back down, looking a little more alert.
    “Thanks for helping, Sean,” I say, taking the bags from his hands. “I have to walk Ash home though. Is everything out there back in order?”
    “Yeah. And I can take Ashley home, she lives a few doors down from me.” Sean’s eyes linger on the visible rings under my eyes.
    “Are you sure?” I am reluctant at first, in case Ashley’s parents catch her I want to have her back.
    Sean shrugs. “No big deal. Come on, Ashley.” I walk them to the door and wave as Sean and Ashley get into Sean’s brother, Caleb’s car— I didn’t realize he had come, how long was he sitting there?
    The second I close the door, fatigue sets in and I slump against the sturdy door. The party was a success, I suppose, but I’m not sure if it’s worth all of this effort.
    I slowly climb up the narrow staircase and exhaustedly step into my old lacrosse shirt and favorite Victoria’s Secret pajama shorts. I slip into bed, turn out the ceiling light, and close my eyes, but darkness can’t conceal the electric blue eyes that pierce my thoughts.
    ....................
    Okay, a little boring, but i've got major writer's block and i'm trying to do the work anyway. i had this chapter already written, along with another version of chapter 1 and those were like terrible so hopefully these are at least slightly better. I SWEAR ill try harder on the next few chapters. dont give upp on me(: haha
    if you want to join the notification list, comment on this or my profile, as always:)

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