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TheMascaraSeries
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July 7, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Girls Like me .
Chapter 17.
“Yeah, we’ll take a large popcorn and 2 small cokes.” Jake ordered for us.
“Diet.” I whispered.
“Make one of those diet.” Jake smiled at the clerk, playfully rolling his eyes at me.
“What?!” I giggled. “Diet tastes better anyways.”
“Since when? You always used to hate diet?” Jake asked curiously.
“Since it doesn’t matter.” I stuck my tongue out at him, blowing him off by walking over to the condiment station to add butter to our popcorn.
I watched the greasy butter pour onto our bucket of popcorn. Part of me wanted to just let Jake eat the popcorn, I mean, it was so unhealthy. However, I let it slip just this once, because I hadn’t had movie theater popcorn in forever.
“Got enough butter?” A voice laughed from behind me.
“What?” I said, snapping back into reality. “Oh sh//t!”
Our tub of popcorn was nearly drowning in butter. I pulled my hand of off the machine button, taking a few napkins from the dispenser, trying to scoop the excess butter out.
“You can never have too much butter.” I laughed uneasily, clearly embarrassed.
I then turned around, seeing my ex-boyfriend. The one before Jake.
“Just on time.” I smiled, checking the time on my phone.
“Bree? Who’s this?” Jake questioned, carrying our drinks over.
“Oh, this Chaz.” I smiled up at him, then looking back towards Jake. “Chaz needed something to do today, so I invited him too.”
“Oh, okay.” Jake gave an uncomfortable smile, nodding his head. “So, how do you two know each other?”
“I’m her ex-boyfriend.” Chaz spoke up before I could.
I had a feeling this was about to get awkward.
“Oh, me too.” Jake responded, avoiding eye contact.
A long silence was taken.
“Okaaay, movie time!” I smiled sweetly, leading them both to the theater.
We scanned all of the isle’s, choosing the very top row of theater seats.
“You can sit in the middle.” Jake said, making sure he didn’t end up not sitting by me at all.
“Okay?” I said, acting like I was totally oblivious to his reasoning.
I took a seat in between the two, silencing my cell phone.
We watched the previews, and the whole theater was silent. I don’t mean just Jake and Chaz, I mean everyone in the theater, which only added to the awkwardness. Normally, I hated when people were loud while doing anything in the theater. But honestly? I would have been fine if a herd of elephants came stomping through right about now.
Both guys sat next to me, and now, it was only matter of time before someone made the first move.
This was no longer a game,
it was a competition.
Yeah,,I was craving popcorn when I wrote this..anyone wanna go to a movie with me?♥ Hope you all had a great 4th of July.(: Sorry this took so long, just been having a busy week, my cousins from Colorado are back ♥ Thanks for being patient, everyone (: Hope you all liked it (:

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
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July 8, 2012 11:23am UTC

Faving a quote,Checking the user,And unfaving the quote,
Because you cannot stand the user.
nmf

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teamathena
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July 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Hey dude. You left your phone at my house.
Dude?
Hello?
HEELLOOOOO? ANSWER ME!!!
You need to get your phone!
DUDE! ANSWER ME!!!
Oh, wait....
NMF

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fern
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July 6, 2012 1:55am UTC

IDK if you Girls know what it Is, but just in case,
My Quinceanera is Tomorrow(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Storiesgalore
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July 6, 2012 7:55am UTC

Stick Thin
Chapter 25
Amy’s P.O.V
I’ve been avoiding Sally the whole past month. Eating lunch at my house and picking other people as partners in class, but my mum is working today and I don’t have my own car so there is nobody to pick me up to take me home.
I have no choice but to sit at the same lunch table as Sally. I sat down at my usual place and to my surprise Sally came down and sat next to me.
It had taken me hours to get that beer completely out of my hair last month, every time I washed it, it still stank of Coors.
I looked at Sally to see kindness and forgiveness in her eyes. She smiled and hugged me.
“I’ve missed you.” She whispered.
“I’m so sorry Sally, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was just so lonely, I haven’t had a boyfriend in ages and –“
She cut me off. “Ssssshhhh, it’s ok. Everyone makes mistakes.”
I breathe out a sigh of relief. “Sally?” I say, hesitantly. “I think I want to change my image a little bit.” I look down at myself, the high up skirt, unbuttoned shirt and loose tie.
“Can you help me not look like a sl*t?” I ask. She looks puzzled but agrees to help me.
* * * * * * * * * *
*3hours later*
The school day went quickly after Sally and I made up. I’m so glad that we’re friends again. We head to my house first. My mum picks us up in her red ford. We run up the stairs to my room.
“You might want to look away.” Sally says, grabbing a plastic bag.
Sally’s P.O.V
I grabbed a plastic bag and told Amy to look away. I opened her make-up drawer to see eye shadows, lipsticks, lip liners, eye liners and many more, some of which I can’t even name myself. At the start I picked out the ones that were sl*tty, but there were so many I figured it would be easier if I took out the paler ones. In the end there were 2 pale brown blushers, a pale pink lipstick, pale violet eye shadow, light foundation and a thin mascara brush.
“ONLY wear the foundation and mascara on dates!” I scold. She pulls a face.
“And this?” I hold up the plastic bag with all the rest of the make-up, “Is going to charity.”
She pulls a horrible face and I move on to her wardrobe. I throw out all the low crop tops, miniskirts and boob tubes. Leaving shorts, tank tops, jeans and a cardigan.
“This,” I point to her wardrobe. “Is what you can wear.”
I throw the bag with her sl*tty clothes across the room.
Next; accessories.
“Cute hair bands and clips can stay, but this…” I hold up a necklace saying ‘Sassy B*tch’ and chuck it away. “Must go.” I finish my sentence. I think I’m done.
“Now, there is a non-uniform day at school tomorrow. I’m picking your outfit and make-up out.” I announce. She shrugs her shoulders.
“Are you staying over then?” She asks.
“Why yes,” I say, quoting Phineas and Ferb.
“Yes I am.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Teaser
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"WAKE UP B*TCH!"
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Sally's P.O.V
Well done guys, 9 faves? Bravvo.
again, 7 faves for next chapter to go up.
So, this chapter was about Sally and Amy and also chapter 26!
I know this was boring but yeah, i don't care.
That is all.
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ThatsSoMeee
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July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?

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xolexiwittyxo
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July 5, 2012 1:50pm UTC

Summr
Accidents
Belly's POV
"Isabella, Valentina! Lets go!" I flipped off the bedroom light while simultaneously ignoring the fact that my mom was yet again, rushing me.
"Valentina, Lets go!" I shouted through the bathroom door just as it opened. " We're gonna be late."
"Oh shut-up, I'm ready" she responded, tossing me my new purple flip flops.
Walking out of my bathroom, Valentina looked like she had just walked off the cover off one of the glossy magazines that littered my queen sized bed.
In a black mini and red halter, she would draw stares no matter where we went. Her dark hair hung in curls just past her shoulders and her green eyes shone with excitement.
I on the other hand, looked like your typical California girl. My pin-straight blonde hair accented my blue eyes perfectly and everything from my denim short-shorts to my purple rhinestone tank top complimented my tan perfectly. Too bad I was from New York.
"Girls! LETS GO!" My mom called again, growing impatient.
"Coming" we called as we ran down the stairs and piled into the silver convertible I had gotten for my 17th birthday.
"Bye Mom!" I called as we drove off, ready to start the summer.
Here. Story
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ThePurpleMandel
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July 5, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Mentally saying "Wed-nes-day"when writing the word Wednesday.

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
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July 4, 2012 1:06pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When the teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs.

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teamathena
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July 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Hello witty!!!
I'm bored so im doing this little experament. just comment your name and i will comment back what name sounds good with yours! promise! :)
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P.S. Follow for a follow? thnx. :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xHello
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July 2, 2012 9:43pm UTC

If swearing is immature,
why is it referred to as "adult language"?

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xotaracarr*
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July 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Those nights where
you lay in bed & think about that
one special person ♥

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Ralph*
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July 2, 2012 11:39pm UTC

WARNING:
This teenage girl may have meltdowns, cry hysterically,
try to self-harm, throw her phone across the room, get
dolled-up for a guy who doesn't care, and won't have
any real friends so she will sit in her room and listen
to music all day long.
To undo this terrible madness, somebody must find
her and then tell her that they love her very much.
They must mean it with all of their heart.
♥

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conconchoco910
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July 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

They say that diamonds are a girl's best friend. but I say...
FOOD IS!!!

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JoshLovesYouu
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July 2, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Your eyebrows need a
divorse..

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Madness4567
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July 3, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Glow
Sparkle
Shine
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July 3, 2012 5:33pm UTC

emoji's make everything better.
fave if you agree.(:

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TheMascaraSeries
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July 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Girls Like me .
Chapter 16.
I woke up the next morning in the same clothes I had been in last night. It seemed too late to shower when I had gotten home.
I slowly got out of bed, testing how it felt to put weight on my foot. Today was supposed to be the day I got rid of my crutches. My mom had already helped me take the stitches out a few days ago.
I let out a sigh of relief, feeling only a little pain when I stepped out of bed. I then threw my crutches to the ground, heading over to my bathroom to take a shower.
I let the refreshing warm water rinse through my somewhat greasy hair, from not being washed in a day. It felt good to be clean again. I put on a pair of denim shorts and a loose pink halter top.
I hadn’t really made any plans yet, but I’m sure I could think of something that would totally screw with Jake’s emotions. After getting dressed, I ran the blow dryer through my hair, letting it keep it’s natural wave, instead of straightening it.
“Bree! You have a visitor!” My mom shouted up the steps.
“Uh, okay! Send them up!” I said confused, wondering who would come here without giving me any heads up.
I finished up my makeup, waiting for the anonymous visitor to make it up to my room.
“Hey Bree.” Jake smiled, opening up the door to my bedroom.
“Uh, hi Jake.” I smiled, shocked at the fact that he would just show up. “W-what are you doing here?”
“Well, I just thought that I’d see if you wanted to do something today? You know because of that kiss, and all..”
“Oh, yeah yeah, right.” I said, jogging my memory. Clearly I hadn’t forgotten about it, but I knew that it hurt Jake to know that I hadn’t been thinking about it like he had been.
“We don’t have to if you don’t want to, I just thou-“
“No, of course I want to.” I smiled sweetly, grabbing my satchel. “So, where are we going?”
“Well, I was thinking the movies?” Jake asked, showing me 2 movie tickets, as we headed out to his car.
“Sure.” I said calmly, sliding open my phone, preparing to send a message.
“Who could you possibly be texting?” Jake laughed, opening my car door for me.
“Oh, you know, just Jaycie and Zoe.” I lied, scrolling through my contact list.
“You’re still talking to Zoe after last night?” Jake gave me a questioning look.
I nodded, too involved in the message I was sending to form words.
“Hey! I’m back in town.(: Movie in 20 minutes?” I typed, then clicked the send button on my phone.
I smiled deviously to myself, crossing my arms.
Little did Jake know,
this would be more than a movie for two.
boring chapter..sorrry. Next one will be better (: Fireworks tonight, so excited♥ Happy 3rd of July everyone ( : haha. Character link is up on my profile, for those of you who were wondering. I love you all, thanks for reading. ♥

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