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lol_so_true
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June 18, 2012 10:05pm UTC

lolsotrue: #56
When a movie says 'based on a true story' it gets 10 times scarier.

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audreyann
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June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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Andreaxoxo
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June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I'm team Jacob.
Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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potayto
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June 16, 2012 7:25pm UTC

me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

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MissTomlinson
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June 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Niall: One day I want to have children. Zayn: That's not going to happen. You're never going to get pregnant.

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VintageParis
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June 16, 2012 2:04pm UTC

God has no phone
but I still talk to him
♥
God has no Facebook
but he's still my friend
♥
God has no Twitter
but I still follow him
♥

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GivesMeHope6BillionSecrets
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June 9, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Today, my 21 year old brother said he wanted to go see his girlfriend then he'd be back in a few hours- like any other day.
His girlfriend died 15 months ago in a car accident and ever sense her funeral he's gone to her grave every day to talk to her for hours.
-GivesMeHope

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KrissyMchotness
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June 9, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Hey, Cupid,
Next time
shoot both of us.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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June 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC

have you ever felt alone,
I N A C R O W D E D R O O M ?

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muffinsandwitty7557
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June 7, 2012 7:01pm UTC

*30 years from now*
*What Makes You Beautiful starts playing on car radio*
Me: Oh my...*starts fangirling/crying*
Kids: Mom are you oka--
Me: SHUT UP YOUR FATHER IS SINGING!

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lovelylauren123
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June 5, 2012 3:28pm UTC

♥ That DEPRESSING moment
when you actually look
good at school
and hes absent)

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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Andreaxoxo
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June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xomrsseguinox98

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June 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Before One Direction there was Justin Bieber.
Before Justin Bieber there were the Jonas Brothers.
Before the Jonas Brothers there was Hannah Montana.
Before Hannah Montana there was Jesse McCartney.
Before Jesse McCartney there was Hilary Duff.
Fav if any of these artist/bands are or used to be your favorite.

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fieldhockeylover1418092
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June 4, 2012 9:28pm UTC

I hate...
wHEN THE TEACHER iS TALKING TO THE WHOLE CLASS, BUT DECIDES TO STARE DIRECTLY AT YOU.
nmf

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伤*
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June 5, 2012 10:53am UTC

You say:
- whats up?
- LOL
- i only need one man
- its a pigeon
- i like McDonalds
- OMG
- obsessed
- crazy
We say
- Vas Happenin?
- LLN
- I need five
- OMG! its kevin!
- Please, i have five
- NANDOS!
- oh my carrots
- dedicated
- Directioners
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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June 4, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Reasons I don't talk:
*I have nothing to say
*I can't carry on a conversation to save my life
*I really don't care about what you have to say
*I'm socially awkward
*I don't know how to say what I'm thinking
*My voice sounds weird
*I probably hate you

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