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  1. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
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    Oh stop it, you:3

  2. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Asking your parents
    AFTER, you've already made plans ;)

  3. mcorbett105 mcorbett105
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    My ex updated his facebook status to
    "standing on the edge of a cliff"
    . . . so i poked him.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Chloeeee Chloeeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:30am UTC
    • • • • • •
    that look you give friends when
    someone attractive walks in the room.
    • • • • • •

  5. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Compliments make me feel uncomfortable.
    Why?
    Because I feel like I'm being lied to.
    nmf

  6. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. wittyspaz wittyspaz
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    am i the only one that just a little
    c 1
    brings a smile to my face?

  8. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Fave this if,
    ✉ 5 comments
    ❤ 17 add to faves
    Quote # 5366561 was added by gimmesun123 to vent on 14 May 2012 at 7:11pm
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    You've already had enough of this format...

  9. TonyaB20 TonyaB20
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    He Said-
    Why do you wear a bra; you don't having anything to put in it.
    I Said-
    Well you wear pants too, right?
    ;)

  10. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you love your mom.
    It is mother's day after all...
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  11. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:17am UTC
    If You Don't Have Little Speck's Of Toothpaste
    On You're Bathroom Mirror When You Brush You're Teeth ,
    You're Not Doing It Right
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Louis
    and i were outside,
    louis saw a pigeon, so he ran to it and screamed "kevin, is that you?!"
    - Zayn Malik
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  13. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:33am UTC
    "Hey mom, I have good news!"
    "You got a 100% on your math test?"
    "I said i have good news, not a miracle."

  14. Louiiis Louiiis
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 7:04am UTC
    When You Hit You're Funny Bone...
    And It Isn't Funny

  15. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:25am UTC
    I'm gonna open a salon and call it Hairy Styles.

  16. rileylovesyoou rileylovesyoou
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥

  17. HannahKennison HannahKennison
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

  18. imajellyfish1 imajellyfish1
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    and who else remembers
    "dang nabit, Jackson Ray Stuart!"
    ???

  19. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    My Mommy Might Have Cancer,
    If it turns out she really has cancer and has to get chemo..
    I'll shave my head for her.

  20. onedirectionkate onedirectionkate
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR,
    AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT & LSAT LTETER R IN THE SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL RAED TIHS.
    SINCERLY,
    SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT IPMRONTATby 15rokia

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