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  1. whozaitsbeccax3 whozaitsbeccax3
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:49am UTC
    me; I think I'm gonna sleep now.
    tv; Lol but good shows are on.
    iPod; Listen to music. Now.
    sleeping position; Brah you're not comfortable.
    mind; What's the meaning of life?
    temperature; It's too hot and to cold.
    stomach; Feed me.
    noises; Oh, get louder? Will do.

  2. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    I die a little inside
    when I see the word "explain" on a test.

  3. tonilicious3000 tonilicious3000
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    who else remembers...
    Junie B. Jones
    The B stands for Beatrice,
    but I just like the B.
    format credit-jimmy365

  4. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
    & Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    COMPARED TO HER
    I LOOK LIKE A POTATOE

  6. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:33am UTC
    Admit it.
    t h e a u d i t i o n s
    for American Idol
    is always the best part.
    nmf, credit to DamnnTaylerx

  7. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    This is for some certain stupid guys in my school.
    My boyfriend might have died, but that does NOT mean that I'm available. Stop trying to flirt with me. k? k.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Am I the only person
    WHO HATES THEIR WITTY USERNAME?

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    facebook, what b ook?
    S l u t - b o o k ? T h e y n e e d t o c a l l t h i s m u c k - b o o k .
    Picture lookin' good , but in person?...Yuckbook.
    Hellbook.Tellbook. P e o p l e c a n ' t s pe llb o o k . Hate
    behind your back, but in person wish you wellbook.
    Glitchbook. Snitchbook. F a k e f a m i l y l i s t book.
    Rudebook. Feudbook. Tell your every move book.
    Don't need a real book-stuff is here! Newsbook.
    f o l l o w m e , i f o l l o w b a c k : ) - j i m m y 3 65
    nmq:)

  11. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    and who else hates the new disney channel?

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    The world isn't
    GUNNA END IN 2012. THE JONAS BROTHERS
    Went to the year 3000.

  13. andiwillalwaysloveyou andiwillalwaysloveyou
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    0
    maybe it's cuz you guys just aren't intelligent enough to understand my sophisticated humor.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Walking into your room and saying
    "Wow I should clean this"
    Then walking out.

  15. nessa_bug333 nessa_bug333
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds,
    you should deliver.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥

  18. trouble96 trouble96
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Stay strong
    things will get better
    it may be stormy now
    but it cant rain forever

  19. mark5e96 mark5e96
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Just because you call someone blind, doesn't give you vision.

  20. sam* sam*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Life Is Like Driving
    (if you keep looking back, you're bound to crash)
    (if you dont focus on your destination, you will turn another way)
    (you have to be careful, or you'll get into trouble)
    (if you keep honking, they'll honk back)
    (if you just focus straight ahead, you wont be able to see your surroundings)
    but one good thing is, you'll make it through the traffic,
    you just gotta wait your turn
    my quote/ my font

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