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  1. xoBARBIEox xoBARBIEox
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    And Who Else.
    Has A Desk.
    But Does Homework
    On The Floor.

  2. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Even as a teenager,
    I still run up the stairs on all fours.(;
    anyone else?

  3. Natsuo44 Natsuo44
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When your birthday is January 8th...
    That's my birthday...
    nmf.

  4. imegacool imegacool
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    chef palo from the suite life of zach and cody?

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    the show "full house"?

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  7. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    WHAT'S THAT? A HAT
    CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT
    OVERSLEPT, HAIR UNSIGHTLY,
    TRYING TO LOOK LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLY
    WE'VE BEEN THERE, WE'VE DONE THAT
    WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT

  8. stefernie stefernie
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    So my friend David lost his ID,
    and now we just call him Dave.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.

  10. WoAiNi WoAiNi
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 11:13am UTC
    Live out of your
    imagination, not your history.

  11. WoAiNi WoAiNi
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 11:27am UTC
    >>>Now if you are trying to,
    break my --->heart<---,it's working</3

  12. WoAiNi WoAiNi
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    I hope you drop a penny off the<333
    ------------>empire state building,and then
    decide you really like that
    penny,and you jump after it:)

  13. Teenagedreams Teenagedreams
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. dontforgetiloveyou dontforgetiloveyou
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    [♥] Fave for a tbh
    On your profile (:
    /nmf/

  15. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    *Phone ringing*
    SHHH, GUYS ITS MY MOM!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:41pm UTC
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  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    excuse me, miss,
    you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
    not mineeee

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Three Things I know about you:
    1. You can't say "P" without your lips touching.
    2. You jut tried.
    3. Your now smiling and faving this quote(:

  20. Matthew_ Matthew_
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    I did it!
    I went to her house on new years eve night. I was nervous when I knocked on the door with a dozen roses in my hand. Sh answered suprised, "Oh Hey Matt!" My heart starting beating faster, "Hey do you wanna hang out tonight" Sheagreed I took her for a ride on my fourwheeler to my old club house I had dinner and two chairs. She told me how she had feelings for me, I told her how much I liked her. We ended up having throwing our food at each other instead of eating it.,we arm wrestled and went for a walk which led to hide-and- go seek. When we got inside we watched to ball drop, and I think you can guess what happen.....yup thats right we kissed. Best Night of The Year.
    -Matthew_
    nmf

:)

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