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  4. tattooedheart* tattooedheart*
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    September 2, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    maybe you'll read this, i don't know.
    but here's a short story about me...
    at least three years ago, i had the worst school experience for myself. i had be-friended a girl who seemed really nice at first. i had only one other friend at the time. the girl ended up eating lunch with us almost every day, unless her other friends wanted to sit with her. one day, she asked me who i had a crush on, so i told her, thinking she wouldn't tell anyone. but she ended up telling the whole entire grade and everytime someone saw me they would laugh. after that, she ended up telling me i was fat and i started to believe it. i started eating less, having the urge to throw up more and more after every bite. i cried too much after that experience. so during the holidays when i went overboard on food, i only had tinier portions and my family started to notice. but she started the reason why i'm so skinny. then a boy came along, but i don't want to name him here because he was nice at one point. i had heard he only went for skinny girls, so i decided to start my eating habits again.

  5. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I honestly cant handle my mother. She drives me insane.

  6. catwithaC catwithaC
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    can i get fifteen likes for my fifteenth birthday?

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    i wonder if beyonce waks up in the morning
    and thinks "wow i'm beyonce."

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    person: delete my number
    me:

    KEEP
    CALM
    IT WAS NEVER SAVED.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Disney Channel is like that one close friend
    you had when you were little that grew up to be an ásshole.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
    mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours, 23 minutes, and 32 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC
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    May
    THE
    FOURTH
    be with you
    Format by Breeze

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:27am UTC
    May your charity increase as much as your wealth.

  15. _Kimi_ _Kimi_
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    I love you like a love song

  16. _Kimi_ _Kimi_
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    the good never easy. the easy never good.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    How many nights do I have to cry myself to sleep for someone to finally notice that the puffy, red eyes aren't just from tiredness and contacts?

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    My graduation is in two weeks, today.
    And I still don't know whether the only parent I have left will be able to make it to the ceromony or not.


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