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WaltzingInTheWind

  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    My parents say it's their house.
    but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house too.

  2. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    "but why?"
    "BEcause i said so!"
    Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
    NOT MY FORMAT

  3. ilovetrae ilovetrae
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    So here's to
    The crap we talk
    The guys we stalk
    The way we shop
    Laughs we can't stop
    The gossip we spill
    The looks that could kill
    We'll stay together
    Cause we are
    Best Friends Forever.

  4. Charm_Bracelet082 Charm_Bracelet082
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Hey guys!
    I just went on my profile to see how many followers I have and guess what. I HAVE 8!!!! I know it isn't that big of a deal but I wanted to thank everyone who followed meand faved my quotes. I work hard to earn my followers and I hope more of you wittiers will like my quotes and follow me too. Also check out my story, Just a Fairytale! I'll upload a couple more chapters today. Again thank you sooo much! <3


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Theworstpart? You know how I feel about you. Nmf

  7. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Butterflies can't see their
    wings. they can't see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can.
    » PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT.

  8. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    i bet steve reads through our weird top quotes
    and goes.: 0_0 " never .having . daughters."

  10. hawaiisurfergrl7 hawaiisurfergrl7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Most amazing and inspirational quote here.
    ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
    Oh, but you can't read it.
    Why? Because of SOPA.
    A bill in Congress for censorship of the internet.
    With SOPA in action there will be no Facebook, Google, Youtube, Tumblr, Twitter, Wikipedia, Online Libraries, and yup NO WITTY.
    We will all be affected by this bill.
    Please take action.
    Fav this.
    Make more quotes.
    Join the petition.
    Call your senator.
    We all have a voice.
    Now let yours be heard.

  11. Dont_give_A_fuck Dont_give_A_fuck
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    he's cute. he's tall.
    he's got gorgeous eyes.
    And a stunning smile.
    I didn't say a name,
    but, he popped into your head, didn't he?

  12. TristanIsAGuysNameToo TristanIsAGuysNameToo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Oh, I'm Sorry!
    did the middle of my sentence
    interupt the begining of yours?
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    saying to your frien d
    "there's your best friend"
    when you see someone they hate
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365/nmq:)

  14. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    I I I I I
    Even though I like you, I pretend I don't.
    Even though I'm hurt, I pretend I'm fine.
    Even though I miss you, I pretend I feel nothing.
    Even though I haven't moved on, I pretend I have.
    Even though I cry, I pretend I'm happy and smile.
    Even though I want to text you, I pretend you'll talk to me eventually.
    Even though I'm breaking on the inside, I pretend I'm happy.
    Even though I love you, I pretend I don't.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  15. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Dear heart, I'm sort of
    falling for a boy. Just to let you know, I'm relying on my brain this time.
    - Sincerely, I'm not falling for your tricks.♥

  16. thoughtsofaloser thoughtsofaloser
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    i dont bother looking at the top quotes anymore -.-

  17. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    There's always a little
    truth, behind every just kidding.
    A little curiosity,
    ~ behind every 'just wondering' ~
    And a little emotion
    Behind every 'I'm fine.'
    Format Credit - RunawayRachel - nmq.

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    My eight year old sister's advice on boys:
    Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
    My Sister: You tell him.
    Me: And if he doesn't like you?
    My Sister: You kill him.

  19. bryanrockssocks bryanrockssocks
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Dear girls,
    Be the girl you would want
    your son to date
    sincerley, it goes both ways.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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