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ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe

1. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 2:15am UTC
   Am I the only one
   whos curious as to what carly rae jepsen wished for?
   
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2. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   Does anyone else like the band Thriving Ivory?
   
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3. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 6:54pm UTC
   5th grade: You better learn to behave better for next year !
   6th grade: You're going into 7th grade next year, you better smarten up soon.
   7th grade: Did you act like this last year? I'd surely hope not. You're almost 8th graders, get your act together!
   8th grade: Your teachers next year aren't gonna put up with this foolishness!
   Us: Please, we've been hearing this for four years now.
   9th grade: DHEOIWFJPEIJFRI32U903UROIJu()u(@)u!(U903UU09IJEEOIJ!!!!!!!!! SIT DOWN.
   Us: Oh, crap...
   
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4. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   I was at a public pool with my friends today.
   There was a girl there, she looked
   around 12 or 13 years old. She was
   sitting on a floatie, playing water
   basket ball with a friend. The ball
   was hit out of the pool, and I watched
   her try and climb over the side to grab
   it. Her legs were paralized.
   Her friend was pushing her, "Hurry
   up, come on you can do it"
   And she did.
   I watched her swim after the ball using
   only her arms a few times without the
   floatie. Some looked like a struggle, but
   she looked so strong.
   Getting out of the pool I asked her if
   she needed any help getting out and to
   her wheelchair, and offered her my
   hand. She smiled and said "No thank
   you, I'm fine"
   She wiggled her way across the floor
   and pushed herself into the chair, and
   wheeled away smiling.
   What a beautiful girl.
   
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5. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 9:52pm UTC
   If my hair was longer,
   my body was skinnier,
   my face was prettier,
   my teeth were whiter,
   my eyes were brighter,
   my skin was clearer,
   my legs were longer,
   my hair was straighter,
   imightjustcompareto[[her]]
   
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6. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   *Me talking to my stepdad*
   me:What do you think you're doing with that spoon?
   him:Eating
   me:Drop it.
   him:*drops spoon* What's wrong with it?
   me: Liam is afraid of spoons.
   him:Who's Liam?
   me:My boyfriend.
   *Mom walks in*
   Him: Hayden has a boyfriend..
   Mom: Sweetheart what's he like
   Him:Hes afraid of spoons.
   Mom:Honey we need to talk.
   True story(:
   Sorry about the bad format....it was too many characters otherwise -.-
   
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7. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   My sixteen year old brother
   is in the living room, watching The Notebook
   with his girlfriend, and my little sister.
   Awehh ♥
   
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8. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   just an ugly fk up.
   
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9. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   So, I found out yesterday that Hayden, my best friend,
   the owner of this account, has attempted suicide twice in the past
   two months.
   She opened up and told me everything last night. And I'm really scared for her.
   Can I get even top quote of the hour to show hayden how much i care about her?
   ....so she'll be slightly less pxssed off at me when she sees this? c;
   
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10. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihihihihihihihihiihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihivhihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
    HAYDEN. THIS WAS KATES IDEA. OKAY YEAH....BYE
    
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11. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    HAYDEN.
    of course i'm going to take advantage of having your password...;D
    i love you dude.
    
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12. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Grammar is the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t.
    
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13. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    HAYDEN.
    i felt the need to hack you.
    SO when you see this, even though it`s gonna look like you`re talking to yourself.
    i just thought i`d say Hi, and
    your absolutely amazing c;
    So to show you what you wont believe , i`m going to write you my best attempt at a nice message thingy.
    SO. Hayden, your absolutely amazing.
    your pretty. no, your gorgeous. & probably the funniest ever c;
    THE BEST POPCORN RAPIST ...EVER OK.
    because olivia? she`s not all that great. xD
    AND YOUR...I`D SAY FUN BUT THAT`D SOUND TOO AWKWARD.
    I COULD GO ON. but i can`t because this is already really awkward xD
    kso. i love you hayyden/awesomecookie/superamazingturtlechoker.
    -nehal
    
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14. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
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    February 15, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Guy in my class: I hate Valentines day.
    My best friend: Is it because you're forever alone?
    
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15. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    whywhywhywhyv ?whywhy w
    ?
    
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16. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    or maybe your just too awful to care.
    
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17. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Maybe I'd have to die for him to love me like i love
    him.
    
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18. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    you obviously dont understand how much i want
    to punch you, in your pretty fawking face.
    
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19. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    You have no idea how lucky you are.
    You have my everything.
    The most perfect, funny, sweet, adorable, loving, caring, just amazing boyfriend in the whole world.
    But he was meant for you. And not me.
    I guess I'll get over it, eventually, but you don't realise how much you mean to me.
    </3
    
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20. ThisTimeWontYouSaveMe
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Why does she have to be so freaking pretty?
    
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