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  1. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    How to get into college in 1983
    Get good grades.
    How to get into college in 2013: Get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger.
    How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
    How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
    What to do with your degree in 1983: Work in your field.
    What to do with your degree in 2013: Cry.

  2. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Pardon the way that I stare
    There's nothing else to compare
    The sight of you leaves me weak
    There are no words left to speak

  3. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    Do you ever have those rare, soulful moments where you feel as though life is so beautiful and everything will be fine, but within a split second,
    the moment's gone?

  4. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Want you to be my first, my last, my ending and beginning
    I wrote your name in my book; your last name, my first
    I'm your Mrs

  5. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Oh I don't care about the propriety,
    Let's break the rules and ignore society.
    Maybe our neighbors like to spy, it's true.
    So what if they watch when we do what we do..

  6. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    Listen, smile, agree.
    And then do whatever the fúck you were gonna do anyway.
    -Robert Downey, Jr

  7. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    How to be attractive in just 9 easy steps.
    1. Smile
    2. Smell nice or don't smell at all
    3. Dress for style and respect, not attention
    4. Know what's going on in the world and have an opinion about it
    5. Speak kindly of yourself and those around you
    6. Have three hobbies that do not include a screen
    7. Get an education or save up for one
    8. Make time for children, elderly, and those who need a friend
    9. Always say thank you and return favors

  8. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    The moment of impact.
    The moment of impact proves potential for change. Has ripples effects far beyond what we can predict, sending some particles crashing together, making them closer than before, while sending others spinning off into great ventures, landing them where you've never thought you've found them. That's the thing about moments like these. You can't, no matter how hard you try, control how it's gonna affect you. You just gotta let the colliding part goes where they may. And wait. For the next collision.
    The Vow

  9. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:22pm UTC
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    P
    eople were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used.
    — Unknown

  10. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    So, I cooked a small dinner for my mom and her friends today.
    Pan seared tilapia, a kind of fish,with herbs, garlic, and onions. They were all skeptical, considering the fact that I'm only 15, and hesitated to accept some. After I gave them their plates, I began eye balling everyone with intensity as they each took a bite. As soon as my mom's friend took one bite, her eye's widened, and she dropped the fork. Immediately, my reaction is, "What is it? What's wrong?" At this point, I'm all nervous and hoping I didn't just waste time and effort cooking in a hot kitchen and adding dishes to the sink; which I'd obviously have to wash when I was done. She paused a moment, looked at me, and replied; "You're going to make some young man very happy one day."
    Needless to say, I'm extremely happy, and they all want cooking lessons from a 15 year old.

  11. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:55pm UTC
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    Y
    ou are confined only by the walls you build yourself.
    — Andrew Murphy

  12. TheVagabond TheVagabond
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    August 30, 2013 2:59pm UTC
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    y goal in life is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.
    — Daria

  13. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 2:44pm UTC
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    B
    e careful what you think. Your thoughts run your life.
    — Proverbs 4:23

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