carson5482 posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten with sweaty palms and runs in our tights and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus and hid his head in the seat. And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet talking about what it would be like to act like the big kids. My friends and I started the first day of middle school with sweaty palms and new jeans and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year but he liked another girl more than me. And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends and tried to be just like the big kids. My friends and I started the first day of high school with sweaty palms and big text books and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months and gives me look in the hallway. And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her mother's closet again and all the boys look at her and she loves it and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless you're a big kid. My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year with fond memories and our graduation caps and Dillon took his own life last year because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night. And Michelle stays home mostly now because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree and it scares me now because we are the big kids. Not mine/Tumblr/Follow for a follow
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room* Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
moonbeampie posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
*teacher calls name on roll* normal people:Here! me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes* *sends email* normal people: logs out. me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again. *arrives early to event* normal people: Sorry I'm a little early! me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive* *somebody was mean to me* normal people: argues, then forgets it. me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower *remembers embarassing moment from years ago* normal people: *laughs* me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.
today i was an amusmant park with my school, and i saw a hot guy. so i pulled out a sharpie, walked over to him, and said, "can i test my sharpie on you?" he shrugged so i took his arm, wrote my number on it, and walked away. i got a text a few minutes later saying, "i think it works."
I just want to see who is more on witty profiles Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers? So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite and if your a high schooler please leave a quick comment -xoxo
hiddenshadows posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
Creepy? Have a history teacher try to explain this to you. Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy both have seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the white house. Both presidents were shot on a friday. Both presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Can you guess yet? Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assisnated by Southerners, both were succeeded by Southerners, Both successors were named Johnson. Lincoln's successor was born in 1808. Kennedy's successor was born in 1908. Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839, While Kennedy's was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by three names. Both names are composed of 15 letters. It gets better; Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy; Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'. Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre. & here's the best part: A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with Marilyn Monroe.