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  1. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I've had so many people come up to me and say they're jealous of my relationship.
    They say my boyfriend and I are a perfect couple.
    Keep waiting girls.
    You're guy will come.
    <3

  2. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    "One day you're going to come over and play xbox with me because I paused my game for you." my boyfriend says.
    LOL. I'm marrying this kid.

  3. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:06pm UTC
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  4. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    My mother doesn't understand what
    "I have two headphones in."
    means.

  5. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    And there goes my mom again.
    Drinking.
    Calling me names and being rude.

  6. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Mom: What's wrong with you?
    Me: Nothing....?
    Mom: Oh..
    Me: I'm actually the happiest I've been in a while.
    Mom: You just seem different... All bubbly and hyper.
    I wonder what I'm like when I'm not happy -_-

  7. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Before I turn off the lights in a room,
    I make sure there's nothing there
    so I don't get eaten by some demonic creature.

  8. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    I'm myself with him.
    I haven't been myself in forever.
    It feels so great.

  9. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    METH
    commercials scare the crap out
    of me...

  10. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Close your eyes.
    It's dark, isn't it?

  11. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    My mom pulled up and picked me up from school.
    I was with "HIM".
    The first thing she said to me was:
    "You both had the hugest grins on your faces, it's not even funny."

  12. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    I stole his sweatshirt.
    c:

  13. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    I'm promised a hug on Monday.
    And not one of those
    I-don't-know-what-to-do-so-I'm-just-going-to-hug-you hug...
    It's a hug that makes you feel loved.
    A hug that they pick you up off your feet.
    A hug where your heart melts.
    A hug where you never want to let go.
    I get his sweatshirt too.
    Can't wait. <3

  14. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Are you stressed out?
    Go to this site.
    Please <3
    http://thequietplaceproject.com/thequietplace

  15. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:40am UTC
    I've met the boy I want to bring home to my parents.

  16. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    "They didn't break me.
    I am broken."
    -House.

  17. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    His smile.

  18. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    I would've never guessed my grandpa is a millionaire.

  19. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Tripped up the stairs TWO times today.
    Like a boss!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. TheMonster TheMonster
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Even though his voice is horrible
    I love it when he sings to me.

:)

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