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TheMonster

Status: Flying on unicorns (;

Member Since: 13 Oct 2012 05:29pm

Last Seen: 30 Jul 2013 04:47pm

Location: Georgia

Gender: F

user id: 334478

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TheMonster
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:11am UTC

I just find this adorable.
My boyfriend's little cousin is visiting him and she kept saying
"I want to see your girlfriend."
So after a while he asked to Skype because she kept begging to see me.
So while they were at McDonald's I skyped with his little cousin and she kept saying
"You're so pretty. I love you."
(Keep in mind that I have never actually met her. She has just seen a couple pictures of me.)
So after Skyping with her for about a minute my boyfriend texted me saying
"She likes you a lot. She keeps saying you are very gorgeous. She also wants to meet you."
This 4 year old girl made my day so much better.
♥

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TheMonster
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm bored, I come on Witty and put my mouse over the logo just to be entertained.
Thank you, Steve.
♥

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TheMonster
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January 6, 2013 1:54pm UTC

"We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love." -Robert Fulghum
♥

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TheMonster
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January 5, 2013 8:47pm UTC

That really super awkward moment when you're at the store trying to buy some milk and a creepy old guy says "You're super pretty.. It's rainy out. Are you married? Do you live around here?"

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TheMonster
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 7:41pm UTC

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember.
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
But the most important thing is,
even if we're apart..
I'll always be with you.”
~Winnie the Pooh.
♥

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 3:33pm UTC

My boyfriend wanted to see me in my dress, so I sent him a picture.
His reply was:
"Very beautiful babe.<3 But I have one problem."
I replied:
"What is it?:
He said:
"I want to change that red dress to a white dress and with me standing next to you."

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 10:53pm UTC

And then there's that moment when my boyfriend's phone password is a "M" for my first name.
♥

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:53pm UTC

"I'm going to buy you a teddy bear so I'll always be with
you."
♥

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Here I lay in bed, falling asleep wearing his sweatshirt.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Me: So where do you want to life later in life?
Him: Anywhere with you.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 9:41pm UTC

While my boyfriend and I were cuddling, he started whispering "No sleeping, baby."
We both fell asleep tangled up in each other.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Me: "I like nice romantic walks.... to the fridge."
My boyfriend: "Can I be your fridge?"

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 10:58pm UTC

And baby why don't we just dance?
Down the hall baby straight up the stairs, bouncin' off the walls, floatin' on air baby.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 10:56pm UTC

I gotta know.
Would you go with me?

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 8:57pm UTC

My friend got engaged and she's 19. (She isn't getting married just yet, it's just saying how serious her relationship is.) So I shared the cute story with my mom.
In the end, this is all she said:
"That is bullsh*t. People shouldn't be that young. Dumba**es."
This is why I don't share stories with my mom anymore.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 10:41am UTC

I hate waking up in the middle of a dream just because I have to freaking pee.
Anyone else....??

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 10:38am UTC

Apperantly I have that relationship everyone wants.
Love can come from anywhere.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Today, my boyfriend was going through my phone and my pictures.
I have this quote that says "I want a relationship where we can act like idiots, talk about the most random stuff, share music, and never get tired of each other."
He looked at me and said "We have exactly that and more. Just minus the music."

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Girl's status: I want a boyfriend who will RESPECT me for who I am, hold me all night, and sees me for me.
-10 minutes later.-
Same girl's status: Inbox me if you're up for sexting(;
It's so sad... She's only 13.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 7:56pm UTC

-out of no where-
Him: I love your smile.

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