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celestialerror*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Oh, how I wonder what it's like to be beautiful;
oh, how I wonder what it's like to smile at the person staring back at you in the mirror.

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gab*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

aaPeople who want to date my best friend
aaPeople who want to date me

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 3:52pm UTC

i am the uneven drawstring
on the hoodie of life
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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LauzHeys
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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bettyann123
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Have you ever just laid in bed and cried.
Cried because of one little thing, and then all of the sudden everything that's wrong with you and your life pops into your head and makes you cry more.
And you don't know why you can't stop thinking of all those bad things..... but they keep multiplying.
You feel so alone and there's nothing you can do about it.
It's like you want someone to come and talk to you, but you also want to be alone.
Everything just feels like it's falling apart.
So you just continue to
Cry
and
Cry.....

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC

So let’s say that theoretically
I really like you,
and theoretically even though it sounds
moronically cliche and overused,
you give me butterflies
and just for kicks, lets add that all in theory of course
you may be one of the most wonderful people
I have ever met,
and hypothetically…
my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
Do you think that you would supposedly
and in the most theoretical sense
feel the same way?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I want someone
to fall in love with the way I laugh
and fall in love with my smile.
I want someone who’ll listen
to the rambling of my inner child,
someone who touches my face
and brushes the hair from my eyes.
I want someone who loves me
or at least holds me like they do.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 4:35pm UTC

He cheated on my best friend...
I walked right up to him and punched him straight in the face. Best feeling ever.
And I'll go to detention with PRIDE

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Fan: Take your shirt off!
Ed Sheeran: I have to say, when I was 16, I use to do a lot of sports. I discovered beer and fast food at 17. You do not want me to take my shirt off.

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neonpandaninja
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 8:21pm UTC

For every like I get...
I will write a paragraph about what I think of you on your profile.
& I'll be brutally honest.
Brutally honest doesn't mean rude tho. You'll see what I mean.
& before each paragraph, I will read your quotes, bio and whatever else so I can get a sense of what I think of you before I write it.
I will do them all.
Alright, like away ! :)

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Lol_SoTrue
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

LolSoTrue #5
Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC

How do I manage to make such a mess of my room
when all I do is sit in one spot for 24 hours?

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Girls never get mad for no reason.
It may be over something small or stupid,
but there’s always a reason.

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Guy: HEY I JUST MET YOU
Me:
Guy: I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY
Guy: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
Guy: *writes number down*
Me: what is happening here
Guy: SO CALL ME MAYBE
Guy: *runs off*
Me:
Me:
Me: *texts* HEY I JUST MET YOU
Me: AND I SWEAR I'M ONLY CRAZY ON STABLE LEVELS
Me: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
Me: SO LET'S ONLY USE IT TO TEXT BECAUSE I'M TOO SOCIALLY AWKWARD TO ANSWER THE PHONE
Guy: *texts* You're cute :)
Me:
My friends:
Everyone who knows me:
Many people who don't know me:
Me: So, that just happened.
>> True story o.O

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Do you know what it feels like?
To be the ugly friend?
To never feel good enough?
To be the girl everyone overlooks?
To hate everything about yourself?
To feel like no one cares?
To be self conscious of every little thing?
To look in the mirror and see nothing but imperfection?
To be a failure?
To constantly feel alone?
To get sick looking at yourself?
To feel like you don't belong here?
Do you know what it feels like to be me?

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:06pm UTC

why are people so mad
about the fact that taylor swift writes song about her past relationships she's a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life
fdghcvbnvhjmbvvvj wat wat in da butt. sorry it wont post. stop highlighting you're ruining the quote

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