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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 8, 2012 5:37pm UTC

BLONDE JOKE:
A blonde, ginger, and brunette are in a breast stroke swiming competition across the Englinsh Channel.
Brunette comes in first.
Then the ginger.
Hourse later, the blonde comes in.
She goes and complains to the officials.
"That is not fair! I bet the other girls swam with their arms!"
I don't mean to affend anybody! I heard it at school and thought it was funny!

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 8, 2012 4:45pm UTC

TGIF

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 7, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Me: Doggy! Look here!
Dog: *looks away*
Me: Doggggy!! Look at me!
Dog:
Me: Ok fine!
Dog: *Looks*
Me: ... Come her doggy!
Dog: *walks away*
Me:
Dog:
Me:
Dog:
Me:
Dog:
Me: Wow. Your lucky that your cuteness makes up for your lack of intelligence.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 7, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Hearing something that kills you inside,
But having to pretend that you
Don't Care.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 7, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Could someone explain 6/6/06 to me? Thanks!!! :D

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 6, 2012 7:50pm UTC

No one is perfect.
Not everyone can be a size 0 or 2.
But everyone can be beautiful.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 6, 2012 7:45pm UTC

God, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS MATTER?
I mean, come on!
Society teaches us, that skinny, big boobs, straight hair, and being mean is beautiful!
COME ON!!!
It really doesn't matter if you are not skinny, size 2 is considered pretty, but size 22 is glorious.
No one is perfect!
The most beautiful girl im my school, had curly hair and is super nice!
Mean is just not cool. I talked to a mean girl, and she thinks it's funny.
Really? Really society?
Honestly, I think when you meet people,
You should be blindfolded.
So then you can't judge on looks. If you don't like the way they act, that's fine!
But, just don't EVER tell someone they are ugly, because they don't fit your criteria of 'beauty.'
Hair color, doesn't matter, size, doesn't matter. Boob size, doesn't matter.
All that honestly matters, is how we act.
Being nice can go a looooong way.
Being mean get's you no where.
So she's not size 0, GET OVER IT!!!!
Size is just a number.
Love eachother.
Be kind to one another.
And just smile :)
(I know it's long, but I just needed to vent.)

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 6, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Blonde or ginger.
Black or white.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 6, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Friend: I just got asked out!
Me: When's your date?
Friend: Februrary 31!
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: You poor child.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 6, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Witty: only a heartless person would scroll pas-
Me: *scrolls past*

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC

At school...
Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: I wonder if this is how One Direction felt at school.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach jut growled. When the f*ck is lunch.
Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Except everyone dies, and I marry Josh Hutcherson.
Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're s*xually active. I wonder when they had s*x for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Zayn would be the hottest English teacher, oh my god!
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I love One Direction
Me: I will never use this sh*t in my life.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 5, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Roses are red, Although their are white varieties.
Violets aren't blue, Hence the name Violet.
I'm not good at poetry.
Cheesecake.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 5, 2012 7:18pm UTC

0 faves= I'm ugly
3 faves= I'm okay
7 faves= I'm cute
15 faves= I'm pretty
25 faves= I'm beautiful
30 faves= I'm breathtaking
Re-post this if you aren't afraid

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 4, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
One Direction says,
It's gotta be you.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 4, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Me: Promise I'll be kind,but I wont stop until that boy is mine!
Bf: WHAT BOY??!!!
Me: Baby you'll be famous,chase ya down until you love me,Pa-pa Paparazzi!
Bf: WHHAAAAT??!!
Me: *Takes Off Head Phones* Something wrong babe?

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 4, 2012 3:48pm UTC

That's what.
~She

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 4, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Melony is back in school!!! :D
YAAAAAAAY!
BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 3, 2012 11:05am UTC

LESSON 3:
Stay in school.
Put up with math.
In 15 years, it will be worth it.

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 3, 2012 10:41am UTC

Freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan asked me to Prom!!!!!!!
I need a dress!
Comment dress suggestions!
Weather it's a link or a description!
I don't have any idea of what i'm going to wear.
HELP!

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TheGirlWhoDared
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June 2, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Mean Girl: I'm bringing sexy back!
Me: Psssh, your the reason it left.

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