TheGirlWhoDared's Quotes

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Me: Drag my matress to the yard!
Mom: Why would you do that?
Me: Crumble tumble house of cards!
Mom: Are you ok?
Me: This used to be a fun house!
Mom: USED to be? What?
Me: BUT NOW IT'S FULL OF EVIL CLOWNS!!!!!
Mom: * Picks up phone
Me: *takes out headphones
Me: Hey Mum, didn't see you there. Who are you calling?
Mom: The doctor...
Me: O______O

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Amanda Bynes is 26.
Who feels old now?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 6:58pm UTC

For those of you who think
There is no hope.
Keep trying.
I did.
And I
Stopped
Starving
Myself.
And i'm
only 16.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:35pm UTC

I really hate spiders.
I was at the beach today
With Melanie
In Cape Cod
And I saw a spider
I turned to run,
And I tripped.
Hit my head
On a rock
Now I have a stupid black eye.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Spongebob is absorbent
and lives in bikini bottom
with Mr. Crabs...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 10:40am UTC

Beach
Dates
Are
The
Best
<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:01pm UTC

PROM <3

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Me- Go away we are over!
Ex- Fine but you will regret this!
Me- No i really doubt that!
Ex- You'll never find someone like me!!!
Me- Thats kinda the point.....

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC

They tell you to {be yourself}Then, they {judge you}

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:12am UTC

You Only Die Once
So you might as well make it painful.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Love is like a rubber band
Two people keep pulling
But the one who holds on,
Is the one who gets hurt♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:30am UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 5:52pm UTC

H O P E
Hold On, Pain Ends

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Me: hey, louis, what's your motto thing again?
Louis: oh you mean, live fast, have-
Me: my babies
Louis: what
Me: what
Louis: what did you just say
Me: i said have fun
Louis: oh
Me: what did you think i said
Louis: have my babies
Me: okay

👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC

When 6 and 9 are mad
at eachother,
they become
96

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 10:06am UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:40am UTC

Niall: Hi!
Me:
Niall:
Me:
Niall:
Me:
Niall:
Me:
Niall:
Me:
Police: So she just died?
Niall: Basically.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:32am UTC

Popular Girl: They are all so ugly!!!!
Me: ...
Popular Girl: Especially him!!!! *points to Niall*
Me:
Popular girl:
Me:
Popular girl:
Me:
Popular Girl:
Me:
Popular girl:
Me: I'll give you 5 secounds to run.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:12am UTC

Young Money: I can make your bed rock.
Me: No... It's a Tempur-pedic

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 9:16pm UTC

I went to a BBQ for my grade tonight.
Worked up the courage to take off my shirt,
And show off my bikini.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

Witty Profiles

TheGirlWhoDared