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capsized*
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March 27, 2014 9:19pm UTC

Nothing makes me feel more normal than watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

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incompetent*
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 12:09am UTC

do you ever just stop and stare
at long a.ss quotes and have a debate on whether you should read it or not and then have your final conclusion to be "nah, the effort."
#wittyproblems

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 10:06am UTC

My mood is either
'Peace to everyone, yo. I love you all'
or
'I will murder your unborn sons right before your eyes'
There is no in between.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 11:22pm UTC

plot twist: he likes you back
another plot twist: he's in a band

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 2:22pm UTC

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 6:34pm UTC

"You only like them for their looks!"
Yes, because I download their album just to listen to their faces.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 1:06pm UTC

I really love blind people because they judge on personality, imagine if the whole world judged you on your personality instead of your looks. A much better place huh?

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伤*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 8:13pm UTC

it's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step
in some water with your socks on

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伤*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 8:04pm UTC

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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xxnevershoutnever
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 11:06pm UTC

format by isaaclahey
we loved with a love
that was more than love.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 10:14pm UTC

Yo cupid
See that boy over there?
Well Umm I am sort of in love with him
But he doesn't feel the same way
Could you please change that?

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destabilise
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 8:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 5:08pm UTC

me:i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me:wakes up march 27th, 2098.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 5:18pm UTC

F is for Friends who do stuff without you
U is for Ur alone
N is for Never going anywhere at all, all you do is sit at home.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:04pm UTC

technically any zoo is a
petting zoo if you're not a pcssy

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:21pm UTC

if you are really close with me,
there's a very high chance that i have embarrassing photos of you

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:31pm UTC

the fact that "#freebeiber" is trending
on twitter after he go arrested for
DUI is an insult to anyone who has
ever lose someone to a drunk driver.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 11:45pm UTC

it's the remix to ignition,
college student edition.
i eat poptarts for dinner,
i can't afford my tuition.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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