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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 30, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Tips on kissing boys
1. Start off wih slow kisses
2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. Swallow him whole
Slither away you fiesty anaconda

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spence*
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November 6, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

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Hale_Storm18
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November 4, 2013 8:47pm UTC

you know you're getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says "i'm 16 years old. I'm not a child anymore." and you just sit there like yes you fcking are young lady stop it

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 1:00pm UTC

me: did it hurt?
person: did what hurt?
me: when you fell from someone's bútthole into the toliet water you little piece of shít.

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 1:21pm UTC

acceptable séx noises
ooh
eee
ooh
ahh ahh
ting tang
walla walla bing bang

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 12:57pm UTC

person: i like your name
me: thanks. i got it for my birthday.

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 12:49pm UTC

hey you're cute, i'm ugly, opposites attract
we have to date, sorry i don't make the rules

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enginesGoBOOM*
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November 3, 2013 11:03am UTC

Zombies eat people with brains.
You're safe.

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thestrangeryouknow
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November 3, 2013 11:03am UTC

Dr. Spencer Reid
VS
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
ULTIMATE NERD-OFF

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piffilpuffigus
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June 21, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Never say Never
And your dreams will come true ♥

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Rajsonkar
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June 9, 2013 6:35am UTC

Do you really want to erase your all memories ?
|X|
NO
YES

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amber98
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May 22, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I'm not fat.
i'm just so sexy it overflows
;)

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hey_its_mal
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May 22, 2013 6:12pm UTC

That boy you just called 'emo'?
He admits it
That girl you just called fat?
She weighs 500lbs
That girl you called a slvt?
She sucked every guys d.ck voluntarily
The old man you called a paedophile?
He is currently on the run from the police
Sometimes you're right

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