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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jordanpaigee jordanpaigee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 2:55am UTC
    okay we get it!
    you can shutup now!

  3. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    Dear Mom, ♥
    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

  5. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Can we ever go back to the way
    things use to be? What ever
    happened to the old you...? I
    miss that person.

  6. tanaeelise tanaeelise
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 4:48am UTC
    I can' get HIM outta' my head

  7. itsnataliexx itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 4:49am UTC
    I have never seen a pregnant
    Chinese woman.

  8. Tg20 Tg20
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 4:55am UTC
    But darling, You are the only exception.♥

  9. beautifulbreakdown_x beautifulbreakdown_x
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 5:11am UTC
    .
    They say milk does
    a body good ...
    but Damn boy,how
    much did you drink?
    ;D
    - n o t m i n e : )

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 5:48am UTC
    sometimes what's real is
    something you can't see.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. raylee11 raylee11
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 8:15am UTC
    I rather be
    naturally ugly
    then artificially
    Beautiful

  13. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 8:45am UTC
    Hey, slagland called they want your face back!

  14. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 9:06am UTC
    Getting that one love song stuck in your head for the whole day...

  15. swaneysgirl12 swaneysgirl12
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 9:10am UTC
    That moment when you accidentally look straight into hiseyes

    (not mine)

  16. wildishmeegan wildishmeegan
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 10:52am UTC
    I WISH I Could say......
    GoodBye
    and then delete his number
    He Would never hear from me
    But truth is
    that could NEVER happen
    You ask why?
    its simple
    His Number is Glued in my Mind

  17. OnYourSide OnYourSide
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 4:25pm UTC
    ♥ I can live without you but without you i'll be
    miserable at best ♥

  18. julesxo_13 julesxo_13
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:28am UTC
    so this is me swallowing my pride, standing in front of you saying i'm sorry for that night and I go back to December all the time.
    Back to december <3


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. itsnataliexx itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:37am UTC
    I WISH I COULD GO BACK
    BACK WHEN MY ONLY BEST FRIEND IS my mom
    WHEN THE ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE IS my dad
    AND EVERY PAIN CAN HEAL
    with a lolipop and a hug ♥

:)

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