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tytytyler
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 5:39pm UTC

Guys, I can't study.
Fave this and I'll write your future husband's name on your profile(:

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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codaa024
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:10pm UTC

I wanna live my life, young, wild, and free.
...
but im afraid of my parents.

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LiveLoveSmilexo
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 9:23pm UTC

WHY IS THERE CHIPS
in my bag of air?

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Vanessa9797
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:15pm UTC

MY FELLOW WITTIANS: COMMENT IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
FAVE IF YOUR SINGLE.
(PLZZZZ Take a minute out of your day to do this. Itll mean tonss! Im doing a project for school and what better place to get the data then witty. Thankss a bunchh!)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:02pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you yawn & your eyes get teary, and then people ask why your crying.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 2:14pm UTC

Teacher
How can we keep our school clean?
Student
By staying at home.
© ThatsSoMeee

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MorganElizaBeth
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:51pm UTC

Fave this quote and I will
comment on your profile
what boy name sounds
good with yours <3

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 9:25pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're listening to someone talk while your trying to write & you accidently write down what their saying.

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WhyHarryPotterIsBetterThanTwilight
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight #29
Quidditch v. Baseball. You decide.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:18pm UTC

That moment of panic
when you lose something and think it's gone forever,
only to find it 5 minutes later in the most obvious place.

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:32pm UTC

Ever look at your best friend
and think,
Why the hell aren't we comedians?
nnmgf nmf/nmq

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Um, excuse me, Mr. Swagger,
Either walk a little faster or buy a belt.
Thanks, homie.

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Okay, so here's the dealeo, my best friend dared me to get a top quote... and if I dont, I have to ask out him, so I absolutly must get a top quote. & Since you have to break your arm and neck to get a top quote,
Let The Commenting Begin [;

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

teacher:
STOP PACKING UP,
there's still 8 seconds
left of the lesson!

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beingstronggx3
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 8:51pm UTC

My boyfriend does
this adorable thing
where he doesnt exist.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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thatgirl4
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Last year, I asked
Santa for the sexiest
person ever for
Christmas.
I woke up in a box.
♥
nmf/nmq

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wittyygirll17
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:33pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
The police asks Waldo's mom why she's never filed a missing person's report..
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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