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Nicole_Noel4
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November 20, 2011 7:07pm UTC

Its B-E-F-O-R-E. Not B4. We speak English, not Bingo.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 4:40pm UTC

No matter how many pens I buy,
They always 'Mysteriously' go missing

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 3:53pm UTC

Voldermort's face is flat because
he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

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xoxocaittxo98
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 3:31pm UTC

That .1 p ercent of germs
That nothing can kill..

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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Nice guys finish last,
because they make sure
their woman
finish first.
♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 9:23pm UTC

When I'm sad
I just put in my earphones, and just ignore the world.
anyone else?

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 6:25pm UTC

reading old messages
and smiling like the first time you read it.

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misslol520
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:57pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
The walk of shame at a store;
When you ha v e t o p ut something
back
When your mom says 'no'.
Format by misslol520Removal of this credit is punishable by Death.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 6:28pm UTC

Dear people staring,
It's because I actually treat her right, make her laugh, and care for her no matter what
Sincerely,
Skinny pale kid with a bombshell girlfriend

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:04pm UTC

Coming home happy
Then someone simply ruins everything,and yells at you.

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ladybugfan123
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC

That long sarcastic laugh
you make before you say no.
♥

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blondieeex3
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:23pm UTC

i wish i was a student at hogwarts
then, whenever i was sent to the headmasters office i could skip through the hallway singing
"im off to see the wizard!"

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 6:18pm UTC

Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make.
Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It.
Makes. It. Look. Like. Your.
Computer. Has. Asthma.
format; ohhshanappp

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
Admit it, you've googled yourself.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:34pm UTC

Dear Brandon Cyrus,
You're not a celebrity. So stop treating us like fans.
Love, The Rest of Witty.
nmf.
nmq.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:05pm UTC

If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced "F" and the O in WOMEN makes the short "I" sound & the TI in NATION is pronounced "SH" then the word
"GHOTI"
is pronouced just like
"FISH"
Welcome to the english language.

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