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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Yoroichi_Cat555
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
AM I REALLY THE GIRL
{ wHO SAID I Wanted to FALL?♥
MQ, NMF

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XxZadmasXx
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March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC

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XxZadmasXx
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Kelso and Hyde at the hospital
Kelso: Haha look! They even have dirty cartoons on the wall!
Hyde: ...Kelso, Those are CPR instructions.
Kelso: Then I've done CPR a lot!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Dear heart,
please stop making my desicions for me.
you pump blood, & that's it.
Sincerely, brain.

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Katherine *
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Eating smarties before
an exam because,
you are what
you eat.
;)

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music19
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 1:49pm UTC

I dislike weddings.Old people poke me and say "Your next". But they stopped when at funerals, I come and poke them saying "Your next"

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imapro
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:35pm UTC

(>^_^)> #
I made you a waffle
#<(^_^<)
But then I was like..
(>^ # ^<)
"I'm mad.."
(>^_^)> =# <(*.*<)
So I threw it at you
(>^_^<) <(#.*)
It hit your face.

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Pinkygirl07
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I miss the days
When boys had cooties
When it was a reward to have lunch with your teacher
When the coolest technology you had was a tamagotchi
When your coolest pair of jeans were from Old Navy
When the best P.E lesson involved a colored paracute
When recess was too short
When decisions were easy and chosen by "enie, meanie, miney, moe."
When only skinned knees brought tears
When goodbye only meant until tomorrow
When your clothes didn't need to match
When the only race issues were who could run faster
When all that mattered was getting to the swings first
When drugs meant medicine
When drinks meant kool-aid
When the biggest rumor was about what somone ate for lunch
Fav if you agree:)

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pineapplebaby34
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

This Is Called The Eye Test!
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:abcdefghijlkmnopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!****** *** *** ****** *** ******
now repost this! you have 19 minutes!
or else your wish will be the opposite

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xxsecretssxx
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 3:49pm UTC

You think I`m happy because
there`s so many emotions
I choose not to show.

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Bianca500
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Admit it...
you have tried to sharpen your pencil the old fasioned way
with either a knife or scissors

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DomoWorld
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Teacher: Did you study for the test?
Nerd: All week long.
Normal Student: I looked over it last night.
Me: WHAT TEST??

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TinyFluffyBunny
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Hey Jacob! So, now that Bella married Edward.........Can we go out? ;)
nmf

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seahawks37
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC

SWEARING
Because sometimes "gosh darn" and "meanie head" just dont cover it.
highlight to see

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_BeccaBear_
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 2:20pm UTC

If you don't want a sarcastic answer,
Don't ask a stupid question.
;)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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coreyneon414
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Waitress:
"Do you want your taco hard or soft?"
Me and my sister:
*Dying of laughter*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 2:15pm UTC

"Don't you get tired of listening to the same song over and over again?"
"Don't you get tired of breathing over and over again?"

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Averey
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February 29, 2012 2:12pm UTC

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jkgirly102
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Imagine how awkward it was when the person who invented tampons had to explan what it does...
nmq

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