me: mom, I'm leaving. mom: WHAT?! where are you going!?! me: Narnia. I have been called upon for my duties as their Queen. mom: ....have fun with that...
They should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and the internet wouldn't work unless you were actually walking and if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you run the faster it downloads. I'd buy it and lose so much weight.
Me: Just got a 98 on my test! nmq/nmf Dad: Congrats honey! -.- Me: Umm what's the awkward face mean? nmq/n Dad: What awkward face? That's an Asian. Because you're so smart!
Im depressed and suicidal but everyone thinks I'm the happiest girl ever. You know why? Because laughter isn't the best medicine. It's the best disguise.