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audreyann
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June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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sayheyilyx
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June 14, 2012 1:19am UTC

"Hi"
"Hey"
"Are you awake?"
"No, I taught myself how to text in my sleep."

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I'm team Jacob.
Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 2:44am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're serious and someone doesn't believe you.

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yourcool
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June 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I'm going to get a dog and name it naked.
Then, I'm going to walk naked down the street.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Dear Hair,
We'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you
if you just automatically look gorgeous everyday.
Sincerely, fed up girls.

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 10:32am UTC

♚
DON'T KEEP
CALM
SLAP THAT
B*CTH, HARD

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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:50pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jenjen2001
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 5:49pm UTC

my brother died like to pra for him he was only a couple mounths old thank you and please like

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC

Anyone Else
Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

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sweeda98
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:50pm UTC

If you dont
treat her right
don't be upset when
someone else
does...

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Blondie_Miss
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:39pm UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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mayday
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I love that moment
WHEN [ YOU'RE ] ON A LONG CAR RIDE, OR LISTENING TO MUSIC OR READING [[[♥
& you completely
zone out. You forget
ABOUT [ YOUR ] TROUBLES, & EVERYONE AROUND YOU. FOR A MOMENT, [[[♥
everything is peaceful

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BPisAFail
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 6:32pm UTC

texting someone while you're half asleep
And reading the text in the morning and realizing you made no sense.
♥♥♥
nmq

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one_direction_infection_01
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus Everyone thinks I'm a good girl, but maybe I just never get caught.♥ Format by Sandrasaurus

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SportsLover004
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Playing a scene in your head
of how you want it to go♥
am i the only one?!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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duncann98
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC

you sir, belong on
a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
nmf

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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