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captainsassy
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April 24, 2013 11:48am UTC

Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
Me: He pasta way
Friend: We cannoli do so much
Me: His legacy will become a pizza history
Friend: Here today, gone tomato
Me: How sad that he ran out of thyme
Friend: Sending olive my prayers to the family
Me: His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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captainsassy
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 3:51pm UTC

In Grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud
I never realized how f/cked up that is until just now

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StrongAndProud
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 12:05am UTC

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I wanna know
what its like to
meet the one
and be inlove
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Adlisa138
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:28pm UTC

You Can't Just Give Up On Someone Because The
Situations Not Ideal. Great Relationships Aren't
Great Because They Have No Problems. They're
Great Because Both People Care Enough About The
Other Person To Find A Way To Make It Work.♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Its terribly difficult
to find someone who completely
loves you for the person who you are.
Most of the time, people make ridiculous demands;
they expect you to change the little bits of yourself
to cater their wishes.
What I think is,
we all deserve someone who will love,
the good, the bad, the disgusting,
the weird bits and pieces about us
being late all the time,
not knowing how to play sports properly,
not having any particular talent,
being clumsy,
the PMS moments,
and changing my mind every other day.
That someone, is worth keeping for the rest of your life.

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BrunetteBiitch
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Apparently,
If you laugh for 24 hours,
you get a six pack.
New life goal?
I think, yes!

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BravoSierra
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April 8, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Who else agrees?
Disney Channel should have a throwback week.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:07pm UTC

i have to sleep with a blanket on
no matter how hot it may be.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I take the L and R
on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 1:16pm UTC

You tell her she's beautiful, she'll tell you "No i'm not."
You tell her she isn't fat, she'll tell you "Do you see this?" and pull out her gut.
You compliment her on her looks, she'll tell you "There's girls out there who look better than me."
Do you know why she isn't taking any of your compliments?
It isn't because she likes hearing it or wants you to keep repeating it,
but because she truly feels like she doesn't deserve the compliments being given to her.
She knows her own flaws better than anyone else,
and they stand out to her more then anybody else.
So when she looks at herself, she doesn't see what you see.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Can you imagine
if someone sent you
a list of all the reasons
why they love you?

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 4:40am UTC

oh.
another way of me saying, you just really hurt me
and I'm going to smile now and pretend you didn't.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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bye*
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 4:24pm UTC

If I owned a coffee shop in Disneyland, I’d name it Mochahontas.

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StayingStrongForever
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January 29, 2013 5:33pm UTC

The difference between me and her?
I can make him smile with my clothes on.
nmq.funny though (;

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:37pm UTC

She said she wanted to get
high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said she wanted to stay up
all night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffinaited pepsi and told her to "drink up"
She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put
her finger on the trigger,
aimed it at her face, and
helped her pull the trigger.
She said she wanted to cut
herself.
He took a polariod of her, h
anded it to her along with a pair of scissors, and had he cut it up.
She said she wanted to see her blood.
So he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said
" My Name is: Alone"

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Bananaaah
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Is it just me or does every house have its own..smell?

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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 29, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Me in the morning: I'm tired don't look at me.
Me during school: I'm tired don't touch me.
Me after school: I'm tired don't talk to me.
Me at bedtime: Who wants to swim to Africa and back?

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