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Squeezel
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 5:04am UTC

i'm frickin' obsessed with century gothic

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Squeezel
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October 2, 2010 4:53am UTC

Just because she makes fun of herself, doesn’t mean she's completely comfortable with herself.
Just because she walks alone to class, doesn’t mean she doesn't have any friends.
Just because people talk about her, doesn’t mean she likes it.
Just because she laughs all the time doesn’t make her annoying
Just because she gets a lot of attention, doesn’t mean she is attention seeking.
Just because she gets things from her parents, doesn’t mean she is a spoiled brat.
Just because she is a daydreamer, doesn’t mean she never pays attention.
Just because she doesn't pay attention, doesn’t mean she can't be taken seriously.
Just because she smiles all the time, doesn’t mean she's happy.
Just because she’s quiet sometimes, doesn’t mean she is sad.
Just because she is called names for saying something dumb or being annoying, doesn’t mean n she can keep taking it.
credit to moo
not my quote, i just made it pretty.

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Squeezel
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October 2, 2010 4:02am UTC

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Squeezel
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October 2, 2010 2:16am UTC

Apple might invent a bra called the iCup.
I totally want one.

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Squeezel
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 2:05am UTC

put the words 'in my pants' after a song title.
Bad girls ... in my pants
Dont stop till you get enough ... in my pants
the sea is rising ... in my pants
i want you back ... in my pants
you know i'm no good ... in my pants
boom boom pow .... in my pants
come on eileen ... in my pants
american boy ... in my pants
california girls .... in my pants
foundations ... in my pants
kiss ... in my pants
the nosebleed section ... in my pants
its raining men .... in my pants
oops!... i did it again .... in my pants
...Baby one more time ... in my pants
never gonna happen ... in my pants
everythings just wonderful ... in my pants
wanna be .... in my pants
dance wiv me ... in my pants
single ladies ... in my pants
barbie girl ... in my pants
like a virgin ... in my pants
littlest things .... in my pants
u wanna little of this ... in my pants

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Squeezel
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 1:22am UTC

my
mum
gets
sooo
annoyed
when
i
ask
her
who
she's
talking
to
on
the
phone

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Squeezel
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 1:12am UTC

;;i wait;;
until i get into the shower to
cry, because nobody can
hear me or see me && nobdy
\\\\ {makes sure} ////
i'm alright. when i'm in the
shower, i dont have to
pretend my life is perfect
anymore. its just me for
those few minutes of my
day

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Squeezel
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 12:19am UTC

& wouldn't it be hilarious if
Apple released a mug named iCup?
☺
*my fade and text completely, mostly my format

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 27, 2010 6:21pm UTC

Dearest Witty, I do love you, but do you really think i
care
that my quote was more than 8192 characters long?Especially the HTML formatting!

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Squeezel
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September 27, 2010 12:11am UTC

click the ♥
if you used to fave your own quotes when you were a Witty newbie.

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 26, 2010 10:41pm UTC

Alright, I'll admit it.
I'm definately not perfect, okay?
I am too tall. Too heavy. I have scoliosis and I'm pidgeon-toed.
I don't know my father, and my mother works two jobs. I live with
two housemates, so my mum's rent would be cheaper. I get pic-
ked on at school and I'm horrible at Science, Humanities and
Math. I'm forgetful, clumsy, sensitive and picky. I haven't had my
first kiss yet. But I've got some awesome friends, a roof over my
head, food in my fridge and clean water in my tap. I've got hidden
talent and a family that love me. I dont judge a book by it's cover
and I'm asking you to wake up and realize that you are lucky and
anyone would be lucky to know you. Keep your head up high &
believe your imperfections are beautiful and you are loved.
♥

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 25, 2010 8:50pm UTC

its always as you get into car,
your favourite song is always about to finish.

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 25, 2010 2:31am UTC

REmember the days
when we looked out for our tamagotchi, not our
reputation? we had friends that played hide and
seek with us, not ones that bitched about us and
hurt us? Remember when homework was colouring
in; && the internet was for barbie.com and math
sites, not facebook or witty. the parties we went
to had ice-cream cakes and the nice teacher from
school was invited. Our mothers plaited our hair
for school photos and it was cool to have light-
up sneakers or matching clothes to your friend?
You had the same friends you've had since pre-
school and a crush was on the boy from your class
that told a funny joke the other day & lets you have
a bite of his chocolate bar sometimes. You cry when
you have a broken bone, not a broken heart. What
happened to those days? what changed?
all mine!! this took me ages, could you click the heart if this
brought back memories? mostly my format.

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Squeezel
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September 25, 2010 12:27am UTC

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 11:55pm UTC

click the ♥
if you thought Kate Nash would be BIG.

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 11:50pm UTC

Dear Mary, // ♥
Just admit you slept with someone else. This is getting silly.
\\ Sincerely, Joseph
Format credit to whoever. My fade. Text loosely based on something I saw on www.dearblankpleaseblank.com

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 11:03pm UTC

Dedicated To My Best Friends:
You see right through my pretenses,
you look right through my mask.
You know just when I need a hug,
I never need to ask.
You show up when I'm lonely;
you stay when I'm depressed.
All of my rude comments
You shrug away in jest.
You see all my dark,
you see all my light.
You're always by my side;
even when I'm not right.
You cheer me when I'm sad,
you catch me when I fall.
How did you come to earn my trust,
when I trust no one else at all?
A poem by Tori Beals, a teenager from the USA.

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 10:03pm UTC

Dear Humans,
We can't believe you trusted us and came to the dark side...
Why on Earth would we have cookies?
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 8:53pm UTC

click the ♥
if you get an ad for thebuzzinsurance.com on the side of your witty page...

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Squeezel
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 8:44pm UTC

READ!! IT'S FUNNY
Put your music player on shuffle
a. Press forward for each question.
b. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
c. No cheating.
1. How am I feeling today?
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
2. Where will I get married?
If U Seek Pokerface (mashup) Lady GaGa vs. Britney Spears
3. What is my best friend's theme song?
Beat It - MJ
4. What is middleschool like?
Naive - Lily Allen
5.what is the best thing that happened to me?
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
6. How is today going to be?
The Calculation - Regina Spektor
7. What is in store for this weekend?
Better - Regina Spektor
8. What song describes my parents?
Circus - Britney Spears (hahahaha so true)
9. How is my life going?
Bad Romance - Glee
10. What song will they played at my funeral?
Dance wiv me - Dizzee Rascal
11. How does the world see me?
Happy in My Hoodie - Bliss N Eso
12. What do my friends really think of me?
It's Not Fair - Lily Allen (WHAT?!)
13 Does someone absolutely love me?
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough - MJ
14. How can I make myself happy?
Mr Blue Sky - Lily Allen
15. What should I do with my life?
Back to Black - Amy Winehouse
16. Will i have kids?
The Fear - Lily Allen (what?)
17. What is some good advice?
Like a Virgin - Madonna
18. What do I think my current theme song is?
Beautiful to Me - Little Birdy
19. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Valerie ft. Amy Winehouse - Mark Ronson
20. What type of men do you like?
Billie Jean - MJ (uh, thats a girl...)
21. Will you get married?
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
22. What should I do with my love life?
SMILE - LILY ALLEN
23. Where will you live?
Big Girls - Mika
24. What will your dying words be?
Toxic - Britney Spears

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