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October 8, 2010 9:01pm UTC

kissing test
1. hold you breath
2. click add a quote
3. copy and paste this quote
4. good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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Squeezel
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October 8, 2010 9:00pm UTC

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October 8, 2010 7:09pm UTC

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Squeezel
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October 8, 2010 6:28pm UTC

Whenever I have a song
in my head while i'm at school ;;
Sometimes I accidently write the
Wordsfromthesong.♥
notmyformat

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Squeezel
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October 8, 2010 7:17am UTC

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Squeezel
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October 8, 2010 5:19am UTC

"well...
stressed is desserts spelled backwards."

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Squeezel
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October 8, 2010 1:50am UTC

they should make a witty iPhone app
...they don't already do they??

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October 8, 2010 1:42am UTC

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Squeezel
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October 8, 2010 1:38am UTC

i hate it when
| i | ask | a | question | at | school |
&& everybody else already knows
ANSWER

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October 6, 2010 5:18am UTC

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Squeezel
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October 6, 2010 5:05am UTC

_ Oh, I love seeing teachers outside
of school. It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.
_)-
- Janice Ian from Mean Girls

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Squeezel
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October 4, 2010 3:55am UTC

I don't think it's fair
★★★★it's been proved that men still earn more than women, but do they need to buy tampons, makeup, etc?
Does thatsound fair?

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October 4, 2010 1:13am UTC

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Squeezel
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October 3, 2010 5:11am UTC

Ten Day Challenge ♥
Day One: 10 things I want to say to 10 people.
Day Two: 9 things about myself.
Day Three: 8 ways to win my heart.
Day Four: 7 things that cross my mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things I wish I've never done.
Day Six: 5 people who mean a lot to me(in no special order).
Day Seven: 4 turn offs.
Day Eight: 3 turn ons.
Day Nine: 2 smilers that describes my life right now.
Day Ten: 1 confession

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Squeezel
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October 3, 2010 1:36am UTC

ILYY
not mine i just love it

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Squeezel
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October 3, 2010 1:26am UTC

layout credit: brokenteengirl
I GO TO M-15
movies without a legal adult
even though i'm only 12
♥
njnnn

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Squeezel
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October 3, 2010 1:12am UTC

its awkward
when we watch kids movies now, because we
get the adult humour && references...

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Squeezel
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October 2, 2010 9:49pm UTC

Your Real Name: Tilly Frances George
Your "Gangsta" Name (first letter of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle):
T-Gizzle
Your Detective Name(favorite color & favorite animal):
Purple Tiger ... Rawr.
Your Soap Opera Name(your middle name & street you live on): Frances Elm
Your Star Wars Name(first 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your middle name):
Geofra. (wat?)
Your Superhero Name(2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Blue Sprite
Your Witness Protection Name(one of your parent's middle name): Caroline.
Your Goth Name(black & the name of one of your pets): Black Roadie.
Your superstar name(the name of one of your pets and the street you live on):
Bugsy Elm

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Squeezel
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October 2, 2010 7:35am UTC

i searched the word crying
in witty & there were 1452
results. i feel ashamed,
because i know more than 1
of those belong to me.

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Squeezel
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October 2, 2010 5:43am UTC

n don't touch n
the ifucking
hair BYOTCH

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