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posted a quote
September 24, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Nothing is
worth more
than a fan
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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guzgirl1996
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 12:20am UTC

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If my friends knew about
my "eating habits" they'd wonder why
I'm not skinny
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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 10:40am UTC

Remember When
You were younger, you tended to
attempt to make plans with your
friend over the phone, but after
the confusion you would just say
" Can my mum talk to
your mum?"

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Jasmine112
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 8:55am UTC

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person,just reflections and pictures.♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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twinklestar10
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 8:16pm UTC

"wow you're cool"
fav if you said that in a really sarcastic voice.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Happy Birthday Steve!
I hope you have an awesome birthday & have fun with your new wife ;)
Make sure you relax a little though; you work too hard on witty.
You deserve a break :)
Anyways, thank you so, so, so, SO much for making witty
& keeping up with us annoying wittians, and I hope you just have
a really awesome birthday..
:)
*We're birthdays twins, Steve :)

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Let's go crazy,crazy,crazy til we see sun.
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love.
☼

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 4:06pm UTC

"I miss disney."
*turns it on*
"hey jess-"
*turns it off*

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 6:19pm UTC

i have three words
happy birthday steve!
♥
we can't ever thank you enough for creating Witty
words can not explain how much we love you for everything
we wish you the best!♥
~your fellow wittians

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:42pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
How to Create an Ugly Child
A book by my parents

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Me: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Student: Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser
Me: Life doesn't have an eraser
Student: That was deep, man
n m q

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harrysexystyles
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:33pm UTC

friend: my boyfriend looks good in skinny pants.
another friend:my boyfriend looks good in shorts.
me: My boyfriend looks good in 1080HQ on Youtube.
nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:13pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
When you have unlimited texting and no one to text.

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