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Kizzie29
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September 6, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Me: *Makes milkshake*
Me: *Looks at yard*
Me: I'm waiting...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChasingDreams
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August 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC

How to creep people out
1-have your children walk home from school
2-wait until they are walking past two elderly women
3-drive up in your car
4-swing open the passenger car
5-ask your own children "hey, kids, want some candy?"
6-watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids clim in and you drive off

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Wanteddd
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August 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC

I sent out a text saying;
'hey i lost my phone, can someone call it?" 10 people called me.
I need smarter friends.
nmq/nmf

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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August 25, 2012 10:46am UTC

When I get older...
"Mommy! There's a monster under our bed!"
"That's silly. *bends down to check under the bed* There's no such thing as mon- OH GOD IT'S TEARING OFF MY ARM! Just kidding. He only eats kids. Good night."

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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Person at my school: *breathes*
Me: Can you not?

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cfc15nick15
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September 4, 2012 8:34pm UTC

It's been 6 months
since the day I asked out this beautiful, funny, and quite shy girl. I had no idea how far we would go, if we'd even last a week. But day after day she'd make me forget about my problems, she'd make me smile when i was down, she brought out the real me, a side of me i didnt know existed. she completes me like no one else has ever done. It's like I can't feel a thing without her around. All I want to do is be with her. All day, every day, every night. She steals my breath with every kiss, and one look in her eyes gets me lost every time. I'm the luckiest guy in the world and I'm so glad I get to call her mine.
I love you Lizzy, more than you will ever know♥

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Walshy
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January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Do you have a boyfriend?
Pshh yeah..
What's his name?
Waldo.
Where is he?
I'm still looking.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC

Whoever invented
The "Copy and Paste"
Has saved many hours of my life.
© ThatsSoMeee

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missamanda1337
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September 23, 2011 4:27pm UTC

I hate those moments
right before you go to sleep,
when you are forced to think about all the things
you tried so hard
t o f o rge t
♥

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:17pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic
Last scence: him going underwater
First sence in Inception: him waking up on a beach
nmq

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rainbow15
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September 3, 2012 5:25pm UTC

When I heard you
had a new girlfriend I
died on the inside,
But when I saw her facebook pictures,
I died laughing.

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_to_the_kids_who
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September 3, 2012 2:45pm UTC

your birth was completely unnecessary.

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OreoLover
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September 3, 2012 11:14am UTC

W h e t h e r m y q u o t e s g e t 1 l i k e o r 1 0 0 ,
It makes me so happy to see that someone actually appreciates what I want to say. ♥

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horsechick818
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September 3, 2012 2:29pm UTC

me on Omegle
you are now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi ;)
you: hello
stranger: are you a female? im a male
you: imma female
stranger: can i have a pic? ;)
you: of what?
stranger: you know, a dirty pic ;)
you: of course
stranger: ;D
you: *sends a picture*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I sent him a picture of a baby pig rolling around in mud with a caption that read "it doesnt get much dirttier than this!

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cheetah678
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September 3, 2012 9:56am UTC

Anyone else realize that the clothes for girls are getting sluttier and sluttier by the decades?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MondayHater*
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September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
Friend:.......

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forever_mine_123
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September 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC

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MsEmilyHoran
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September 3, 2012 8:25pm UTC

*During a sarcastic argument*
Friend: YEAH WELL EVERYONE HATES YOU
Me: SO DOES YOUR MOM!
Her:
Me:
Obama:
Queen of England:
Niall Horan:
Me: Waaaiiitt...

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