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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Why am I even fighting for attention?
    If you really care about me, I don’t need to fight for my place and beg for your attention.
    If only I can handle seeing you that you’re okay with or without me then I guess everything will be just fine.
    But unfortunately, it does bother me.
    How I wish you know, but I don’t need to always tell you what I feel.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:23am UTC
    Did you know?
    George W. Bush was a cheerleader.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE IF YOU FORGIVE THEM WHEN THEY AREN'T SORRY.
    format by jimmy365

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    if you watch Mean Girls backwards,
    it's about a girl who gets so unpopular that she has to move to Africa.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Ever noticed how
    " W h a t t h e h e l l ? "
    IS A GOOD ANSWER TO EVERYTHING?
    formt by jimmy365

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Dear Bacon,
    will you be my valentine?

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    *Elevator door doesn't open immediately*
    Oh my god, I'm going to be stuck in here forever!

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    If the world ends on 12/21/12
    I will be spending my last Valentine's Day single. Now are you depressed?

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    when I stand there, looking into your eyes while you keep talking, all I can think is
    "just shut up and kiss me."

  10. dancejunkie13 dancejunkie13
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    T h a t A w e s o m e M o m e n t
    When you come up with an epic comeback and the other person just looks at you like,
    "Whaaaa?"0_o
    nmf(:

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    reading a text while half asleep
    is like looking into the sun.

  12. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:54am UTC
    That awkard moment when someone says;
    you two should go out & your thinking.
    I Wishh.

    format by jimmy365

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    In class:
    1=1+2
    Excersizes:
    1=2=1+4
    Exam:
    John has 4 oranges. He eats one and gives one to a friend.
    Calculate the sun's mass.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:15am UTC
    A push-up bra is like a bag of chips.
    You open it and it's half empty.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Making faces at a stranger's baby
    When it's parents aren't looking.

  16. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    TEXTS #90
    Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
    Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
    so I can't.
    Boy #1: What'd you do?
    Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I die alittle inside
    When I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant
    nmf.nmq.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:34am UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    Facebook
    Users on www.facebook.com
    aa
    % Variety *
    People with annoying statuses 12 %
    Skanzky mirror-picture girls 10 %
    Hands-on-hips head-tilted girls 39 %
    0 mutual friends adders 7 %
    Doucshbags trying to wheel girls 13 %
    Wanna-be scene kids 10 %
    The virus message inboxers 3 %
    Your real, normal friends 5 %
    Other 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amouns may be higher or lower depending on your personal Facebook friends list.
    To avoid any of these catagories, delete your Facebook immediatley.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Things I suck at:
    1. Being attractive.
    2. Being normal.
    3. Being likeable.
    4. Being social.
    5. Math

  20. RileyLuvsYou RileyLuvsYou
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Its raining cats and dogs out there!
    I know. I just stepped in a poodle.

:)

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