One day, there was a little boy, in class, and he had to go to the bathroom.
So he raised his hand, his teacher called on him, and he said;
"teacher, may I go to the bathroom?"
She replied "yes, but first you must recite the first four letters of the alphabet."
"But I don't know the first four letters of the alphabet!" replied the boy, about to pee himself.
"Then go home an ask your family members what they are." replied the teacher calmly, and sent the boy on his way.
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Once home, the boy walked into his kitchen, and his mother was on the phone.
He asked, "mommy, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
She replied, putting her palm over the phone speaker, "wait a minute honey, I'm on the phone!"
"Okay." and the boy continued on his way.
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He walked further through the house and got to his sister's room, where she was listening to some pop song on the radio the boy had never heard.
"sissy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" the boy asked.
she replied, singing, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
"okay." said the boy.
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He got to his brother's room, opened the door, and found his brother reading comics. the little boy said,
"brother? what's the third letter of the alphabet?"
his brother replied, "Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman Batman."
"Okay." said the boy.
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He walked further through the house and got to his sister's room, where she was listening to some pop song on the radio the boy had never heard.
"sissy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" the boy asked.
she replied, singing, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
"okay." said the boy.
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He finally got to the garage, where his dad was taking out the trash. He said
"daddy? what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
his dad replied, "in the trash. in the trash."
"okay."
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When the boy got to school the next morning, he had to go to the bathroom again, so he raised his hand, and his teacher called on him.
"may I go to the bathroom?" he asked.
"yes, but you have to recite the first four letters of the alphabet."
"Wait a minute honey, I'm on the phone," said the boy.
"excuse me?" she asked. "you're in for recess."
the boy replied, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
"who do you think you are?"
the boy said, "Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman Batman."
the teacher was shocked. he had always been such a nice boy!
"well then, Batman, where are your parents?"
the boy replied, with a straight face;
"in the trash."
my 2nd grade teacher said this to us(:
still makes me laugh.
credit to me! edit however you want, i didn't get to make it all pretty, my brother's kicking me off the computer.