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Hello, my name's Olivia, and you're beautiful. I have a crazy obsession with Nutella, a non-existent fear of spiders, and I find Bo Burnham attractive. I love science, hate the heat, and watch Dog the Bounty Hunter religiously. I'm really sarcastic and more often than not, insincere. I crack jokes all the time but don't take other peoples' really well. I'm bad with money and a walking embarrassment. I don't take myself seriously, and I can imitate an Indian accent pretty damn well.
  1. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    Monday, August 1st, 1:04 AM.
    My chest rises and shakes as it falls, lungs simultaneously crying out in agony, for the tears of a thousand hours of crying have exhausted them. My fingers curl out and stretch about the fabric of my bed sheet, tense and confused while thoughts of before dance in my head. My eyes become one with the plain ceiling, taking in every imperfection of the smooth paint as I frantically attempt to escape from reality. To what lengths can I endure this torture, by what means can I end this pain? What purpose does emotional attachment serve besides heartbreak? I always hear that the hardships you endure and the people you meet are all part of becoming stronger, of finding your independence. Why, then, does it feel as if every past emotion and thought has simply made my existence more of a battle than a habit? My throat seems to be tightening, I’m short of breath, my eyelids raging a war against yet another flood of tears. I can’t cry anymore, I won’t cry anymore. I’ve vowed to myself to never fall in love again. I can’t bear to become once more attached to somebody whose kind words reel me in, yet are empty in meaning. I will never again give my all to somebody, for I’ve found it does nothing but leave you with nothing once they’re gone. I’ve felt nothing but emptiness, and I can’t endure it any longer. I’m through with the old me. I will no longer have feelings, nor a conscience, nor try at all. I don’t see any reason anymore to breathe, to talk, to think, to feel.
    depressed teenager's diary 2k11

  2. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    Who am I to you?
    Did I ever mean a thing?
    I trusted you, I was such a fool, no, you never meant one word you said.
    No, I don't believe it, how could you erase me, all the promises that wasted time?
    No, I don't believe it, you said that you needed me, then you turned right around and just.. lied.

  3. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 4:50pm UTC
    I saw you today, wearing that sweatshirt you used to let me borrow, your hair all messy in those adorable, familiar curls.
    You were holding hands with her.
    You didn't look at me.
    It's never felt so great to
    not care.

  4. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 5:57pm UTC
    You could see her a mile away, pick her out of any crowd.
    Her hair, frizzy and unwashed, is piled up on top of her head.
    Her skin, pale and pimply, appears as if it were given up on long ago.
    Her eyes, red around the iris, are set deep into her skull,
    emphasized by the blue bags high upon her cheeks.
    Her appearance, melancholy and dark, made it all piece together;
    this girl had been stabbed and broken so many times, she was simply beyond repair.
    Yet, upon her pale, chapped lips, there sat something marvelous,
    something that just drew you in the more you stared.
    It was a smile. A smile of lies, a smile of hurt, a smile screaming;
    "I'm here, I'm back. I dare you, bring me down."
    all mine, i like writing.
    no point in making it pretty.
    should i do more?
    click the ♥.

  5. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2010 5:39pm UTC
    Talent wins games,
    but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
    - Michael Jordan

  6. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:52pm UTC
    because that's what people do;
    they leap and hope to god they can fly.
    because otherwise, we just drop like a rock..
    wondering the whole way down:
    "why in the HELL did i jump?"
    but here i am, falling.
    and there's only one person
    that makes me feel like i can fly.
    that's you.
    *Hitch(:
    my design
    didn't jock

  7. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:54pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS
    TITLE "THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!! TRY NOT TO CRY

  8. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 4:39pm UTC
    I don't need you anymore
    and _ don't _ you _ know ?
    that you were the one that made me strong
    you made me stand up on my own
    with every cruel intention
    you helped me find my independence
    it's all because of you
    that I have the strength I do
    to turn my pain to passion
    instead of crashin'
    boy, I'm thanking you .
    * Strong
    Jordan Taylor(:

  9. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2009 9:57pm UTC
    "You know, if you go anywhere on a train, you should always take a zebra with you. [What?] It's about probabilities. You know insurance companies? They make their money by working out how likely it is that something is going to happen. For instance, everyone has to pay car insurance because it's quite likely that one day you'll crash your car. Say it's a hundred to one. But if you go on a train, the chance is [s l i m m e r]. Like a million to one. But the chances of a zebra being hurt on a train are almost non-existent. Zebras are almost never hurt on trains.
    So if you go on a train, take a zebra with you and you won't get hurt."
    *Framed
    a book, which i don't remember the author of.
    i added first(:

  10. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    One day, there was a little boy, in class, and he had to go to the bathroom.
    So he raised his hand, his teacher called on him, and he said;
    "teacher, may I go to the bathroom?"
    She replied "yes, but first you must recite the first four letters of the alphabet."
    "But I don't know the first four letters of the alphabet!" replied the boy, about to pee himself.
    "Then go home an ask your family members what they are." replied the teacher calmly, and sent the boy on his way.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Once home, the boy walked into his kitchen, and his mother was on the phone.
    He asked, "mommy, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
    She replied, putting her palm over the phone speaker, "wait a minute honey, I'm on the phone!"
    "Okay." and the boy continued on his way.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    He walked further through the house and got to his sister's room, where she was listening to some pop song on the radio the boy had never heard.
    "sissy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" the boy asked.
    she replied, singing, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
    "okay." said the boy.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    He got to his brother's room, opened the door, and found his brother reading comics. the little boy said,
    "brother? what's the third letter of the alphabet?"
    his brother replied, "Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman Batman."
    "Okay." said the boy.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    He walked further through the house and got to his sister's room, where she was listening to some pop song on the radio the boy had never heard.
    "sissy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" the boy asked.
    she replied, singing, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
    "okay." said the boy.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    He finally got to the garage, where his dad was taking out the trash. He said
    "daddy? what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
    his dad replied, "in the trash. in the trash."
    "okay."
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    When the boy got to school the next morning, he had to go to the bathroom again, so he raised his hand, and his teacher called on him.
    "may I go to the bathroom?" he asked.
    "yes, but you have to recite the first four letters of the alphabet."
    "Wait a minute honey, I'm on the phone," said the boy.
    "excuse me?" she asked. "you're in for recess."
    the boy replied, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
    "who do you think you are?"
    the boy said, "Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman Batman."
    the teacher was shocked. he had always been such a nice boy!
    "well then, Batman, where are your parents?"
    the boy replied, with a straight face;
    "in the trash."
    my 2nd grade teacher said this to us(:
    still makes me laugh.
    credit to me! edit however you want, i didn't get to make it all pretty, my brother's kicking me off the computer.

  11. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 11:32am UTC
    you feel bad? you feel sad?
    I'm sorry.. hell no, f**k that!
    it was my heart, it was my life, it was my start,
    -> it was your knife.. <-
    this strife; it dies, this life and these lies
    and these lungs, have sung, this song, for too long,
    and it's true, I hurt too; remember?
    I loved you. </3
    Hollywood Undead
    *Black Dahlia
    my creditt.

  12. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 6:47pm UTC
    Come, stop your crying, [it will be all right]
    Just take my hand, hold it tight
    I will protect you from, all around you
    I will be here, don't you cry
    For one so small, you seem so strong
    My arms will hold you, keep you safe and warm
    This bond between us, can't be broken
    I will be here, don't you cry

  13. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    *r e l a t i o n s h i p s*
    don't work the way they do on television and in the movies .
    will they ? won't they ? & then they finally do and they're
    happy forever . give me a break . 9 out of 10 of them end
    because they weren't right for eachother to begin with ,
    & half the ones that get married get [divorced] anyway .
    bottom line is those couples that are truly right for eachother
    wait through the same crap as everybody else ; but the big
    difference is they don't let it get them down . one of those two
    people will stand up & fight for the relationship everytime .
    if it's right & they're real lucky ; one of them will say something .<3
    the first one deleted , so i did it over again ..
    meee credddit(; <3

  14. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 4:21pm UTC
    && him ,
    that boy,
    right there,
    is [( p r o o f )] that men came from
    apes.
    -my friend said that ,
    but all mine !(: <3

  15. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 1:24pm UTC
    Step by step
    [♥] Heart to heart [♥]
    Left right left
    We all fall down
    Like toy soldiers
    Bit by bit
    Torn apart
    We never win
    But the battle wages on
    For toy soldiers
    *Eminem

  16. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 11:03pm UTC
    Sometimes , I'm more confused than a fifteen year
    old kid waking up on his
    * [ g r a n d p a r e n t ' s ] lawn ,
    naked .
    Ahaha , my friend gave me the idea for this(:

  17. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 10:40pm UTC
    give me more lovin' than I've ever had ,
    make it all better when I'm feelin sad ,
    tell me that I'm special even when I know I'm not .
    make me feel good when I hurt so bad ;
    barely gettin mad ,
    I'm so glad I found you ,
    → I love being around you .
    you make it easy ,
    as easy as 1 2 3 4
    there's only one thing two do three words four you :
    I love you .
    there's only one way two say those three words
    &+ that's what I'll do .
    I love you. [♥]

  18. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 10:24pm UTC
    All you've ever wanted
    Was someone to truly look up to you
    And six feet
    u n d e r w a t e r
    -> I do <-
    *Linkin Park
    don't care if you don't like the song .
    ahaha .
    i added first(:
    [of course , unless it's already there]

  19. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    My tears run down like r a z o r b l a d e s
    And no ; I'm not the one to blame ;
    It's you . Or is it me?
    And all the words we never say
    Come out and now we're all ashamed
    And there's no sense in playing games
    When you've done all you can do </3
    But now it's over, it's over, why is it over?
    * We had the chance to make it *
    Now it's over, it's over, it can't be over
    I wish that I could take it back
    *Secondhand Serenade
    It's Not Over

  20. SlaamDuuunk SlaamDuuunk
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 4:21pm UTC
    'Cause I was born to tell you : I love you ,
    & I am torn to do what I have to ; to make you mine
    Stay with me tonight ♥
    - Secondhand Serenade
    Your Call

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