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"You know, if you go anywhere on a train, you should always take a zebra with you. [What?] It's about probabilities. You know insurance companies? They make their money by working out how likely it is that something is going to happen. For instance, everyone has to pay car insurance because it's quite likely that one day you'll crash your car. Say it's a hundred to one. But if you go on a train, the chance is [s l i m m e r]. Like a million to one. But the chances of a zebra being hurt on a train are almost non-existent. Zebras are almost never hurt on trains.
So if you go on a train, take a zebra with you and you won't get hurt."



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a book, which i don't remember the author of.
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